Thread: Want to get body slammed onto a lunch table by a 6’9 285lb 93% muscle black man with a beard. I picture it’d go like this:
He’s be in line and I would bump him and say under my breath “bitch ass nigga” and he’d be like excuse me and I’d be like “oh my bad bro!”

And he’d be like “aye man you cut me in line” and I’d say “oh that’s weird I don’t see your name on it” and he’d be like “what?? Name on what we’re standing in line!?” To which I’d respond “hey what the fuck is your deal man why are you bothering me!?”

And he’d be like “bothering you man you cut me in line!” And I’d say “OOH EVERYBODY LOOK AT MR BIG DICK PICKING ON THE LITTLE GUY!! ” and he’d be like “What!? Im not picking on you you came over here starting trouble plus you’re like 6’6”

And Then I’d get in his face and say “you wanna hit me go head hit me asshole” and he’d be like “man I just want my place in line back” and then I’d say “wait... are we about to kiss? ” and he’d be like “yo what!? You’re tripping bro!”

And I’d be like “nah nigga you trippin trying to kiss me and shit I don’t want to kiss you bro.... unless ” and he’d be like “unless nothing bro we not kissing. ” and I’d be like “Ight im sure I felt a spark but whatever dude”

And then I’d turn around hoping maybe he’d change his mind when he sees this wagon I am dragging them I’d turn around and be like “yo are you looking at my ass bro!?” And he’d be like “dude pls man I’m just trynna get my moms Medicine” and then I’d jump up and flick his forehead

Which in turn would lead him to grabbing me and slamming me through a lunch table breaking my left arm and puncturing a lung. Idk something like that