Wait a minute holy fucking shit the boyfriend who owns the sex doll who comes to life in that Anna Kendrick show on Quibi is Dan Harmon

What the fuck
I don't mean that Dan Harmon plays him, it's the opposite, it's an actor playing a character who is literally Dan Harmon, they straight up say he's the creator of Rick and Morty
Oh my God the writer of the show is Dan Harmon's fiancee and it's autobiographical

This is literally a show about Dan Harmon's actual sex doll
Dan Harmon's 20-years-younger fiancee made a TV show where Anna Kendrick plays her and Meredith Hagner plays Dan Harmon's sex doll and it's about "coming to terms" with how the sex doll makes her feel insecure

Oh my God I can't breathe
I legitimately feel blindsided and betrayed

Like when I stopped listening to Harmontown I thought I was safe from ever learning any more awkward facts about Dan Harmon again

They got me through this stupid app I only downloaded because of the damn golden arm lady
Like I just thought this idea for a show was hilariously weird and memeable but now that I know it's actually taken from life I want to cringe right out of my skin

The first episode has the doll begging Cody to clean her out because Dan is a slob and never remembers
This article says this was originally going to be one of those awkward confessional indie film projects where Cody Heller and Dan Harmon played themselves

But thanks to Quibi it's now a big budget show with A-list talent streaming to millions of people

Thanks, Silicon Valley
Guys, guys, it's okay

I looked it up and she changed the real life details for a script

The real Dan Harmon never had sex with the doll's actual vagina, he just jerked off while fondling its leg
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