I’m scared but if this is what the president wants 🥺
It’s... beautiful 😳
Glubglubglub
That was refreshing! Get fucked libs!
Ha, just coughed and some of the virus came up. Working already
Heh woo this stuff is strong, I can’t even stand up! I guess that’s how you know it’s working
I think I’ll have a little nap here while the Clorox does its thing. Can’t wait to come back stronger than ever! Keep America Great!
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