SIMPLE LIFE HACKS

1. If you see a ghost - Do not run away. Otherwise you& #39;ll fall, get hurt and never heal

2. Do not & #39;sleep& #39; with a ghost otherwise you& #39;ll never have kids again

3. When you find yourself in the presence of a ghost. Stay calm and pretend you& #39;re also dead https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😇" title="Smiling face with halo" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with halo">
4. Don& #39;t point at sacred mountains or your finger will remain straight for life https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">

5. Don& #39;t shout at night. Witches will steal your voice

6. If you& #39;re swimming and you see a mermaid, pretend not to see it. Swim to the edge and walk away

7. If you meet a goblin. Pray out loud
8. If you see those TALL dark ghosts, RUN! You& #39;d rather fall and never heal than face that thing

9. Don& #39;t look a vampire in the eyes. It will compell you!

10. Don& #39;t tell anyone your true name

10. Pray hard that you never meet any of the things mentioned abovehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

STAY SAFE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ł" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
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