SIMPLE LIFE HACKS

1. If you see a ghost - Do not run away. Otherwise you'll fall, get hurt and never heal

2. Do not 'sleep' with a ghost otherwise you'll never have kids again

3. When you find yourself in the presence of a ghost. Stay calm and pretend you're also dead 😇
4. Don't point at sacred mountains or your finger will remain straight for life 😅

5. Don't shout at night. Witches will steal your voice

6. If you're swimming and you see a mermaid, pretend not to see it. Swim to the edge and walk away

7. If you meet a goblin. Pray out loud
8. If you see those TALL dark ghosts, RUN! You'd rather fall and never heal than face that thing

9. Don't look a vampire in the eyes. It will compell you!

10. Don't tell anyone your true name

10. Pray hard that you never meet any of the things mentioned above😂

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