what the fuck is with that back yard. what kind of human tiles out their lawn??
and just, the fire pit. why?? yall clearly don't cook on it or warm yourselves around it. it's like an Eternal Flame to commemorate narcissism https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/1253484165242089472

i know this is probably in like arizona or something but the canadian in me cannot help look at a massively bepicture-windowed home made of stone slabs and think that waking up in a house like that after a cold night would feel like waking up in some nightmare refrigerator

the entire backyard looks like a memorial plaza for the rememberance of all the underpaid workers who died in the construction of this mcmansion