what the fuck is with that back yard. what kind of human tiles out their lawn??
and just, the fire pit. why?? yall clearly don& #39;t cook on it or warm yourselves around it. it& #39;s like an Eternal Flame to commemorate narcissism https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/1253484165242089472">https://twitter.com/SBNation/...

i know this is probably in like arizona or something but the canadian in me cannot help look at a massively bepicture-windowed home made of stone slabs and think that waking up in a house like that after a cold night would feel like waking up in some nightmare refrigerator

the entire backyard looks like a memorial plaza for the rememberance of all the underpaid workers who died in the construction of this mcmansion