Welcome to today's #COVID19 #Briefing! Are you ready for the Friday edition of the #Trump Gong Show? Because I'm not!
So apparently part of the reason for the #Covid19 #Briefing delay is that the White House is trying to force CNN reporters to sit in the back of the room instead of their assigned seats. https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1253794854355832833
The White House staff (including #Trump), does not get to decide where reporters sit. The @whca does. This is clearly T trying to punish CNN for its coverage. He can more easily ignore the back of the room than he can the front rows. Ew.

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Okay, the pool cam is live. #Trump, Pence, and Hahn today. I didn't see if Dr Birx or Fauci came into the room. Anybody see them on the sidelines?

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#Trump is insisting that #Covid19 is retreating and the numbers of cases are going down.

This is a total lie.

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#Trump: We have so much talent behind the #Covid19 response, even the people who just hold open the doors. So much talent.

Wtf?

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#Trump: The whole world is watching us. There have been 184 countries hit, probably more than that, but they're all watching us. They're all. watching. us. And they're all calling and I spoke with some country leaders who want ventilators and we're sending them.

Um....

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Oh lord. #Trump is already at the "we had the greatest economy ever in the history of the world" bit. This #briefing is gonna be a disaster.
#Trump: The first "at-home" test has been approved. It's been approved. And Steve is here from the FDA. Hi Steve. Stephen Hahn. And the tests are happening so rapidly. So many tests. And vaccines. And things are happening of every kind. Tell 'em Steve!

Okay, who gave T candy?
Hahn starts his presentation by saying #Trump ordered the FDA to remove as many "barriers" as they could so tests, etc. could get approved and "out to the market" as fast as possible.

Not to the PEOPLE. The MARKET.

Also: Which barriers, EXACTLY, did you dodge, bro?

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Q: So did the FDA review or provide any guidelines for the #Covid19 antibody tests that are coming to the market?

Hahn: There is transparency on our website about those tests and what we've authorized--

#Trump: Mike, your turn.

That was weird, even for T.

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Seriously, y'all. #Trump just cut off the head of the FDA so that he couldn't finish answering a question about whether the antibody tests coming to market will be safe, accurate or have even been *seen* by the FDA.

We're about to see branded Trump Antibody tests, aren't we.
Pence: As we do more tests, we will see more cases of #Covid19 but people should not be discouraged by those numbers.

Because you're going to artificially keep them low by preventing as many tests as you can, right?

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Unless they came in late, I don't see Birx or Fauci anywhere in the room. That means there is NOBODY IN THE ROOM who understands the science behind testing and tracking pandemic data.

This is BS.

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To be fair, Hahn does have an MD and a background in oncology research, which is nothing to sneeze at. But he has no professional experience with outbreaks, pandemics, virology, etc. THAT is the expertise we need in the room right now.

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Pence: We are ONE TEAM with ONE MISSION: to save lives.

Yeah? WHERE ARE THE SCIENTISTS THEN?

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Pence: The American people's cooperation and their prayers have set us on the path to heal this land.

THEIR PRAYERS. JFC.

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As Pence wraps up his presentation, a reporter shouts out "Mr. President is now the time for sarcasm?" and #Trump just up and leaves the room, ordering Hahn and Pence to follow him.

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