It's my little girl's birthday tomorrow. We had a huge party planned with a bouncy castle and cake and all her best friends. We've had to break it to her today that she will be spending yet another day watching Netflix. I know how much she’d love to see your likes and retweets.
She specifically said "daddy I prefer the retweets". Bless her, she is an angel. ♥️
To the nasty, putrid trolls in the replies accusing my daughter of resembling a young actress: get a damn life.
I have just awoken my daughter to show her some of the replies and she is crying. I hope you trolls are happy.
To all the lovely replies, thank you. Roberta has had a lovely birthday. We have spent the last 2 hours watching the tweet analytics and my little girl said with amazement; "daddy I have never seen a number so big" - in reference to the impression count. Thank you twitter 🙏
I didn't want to say that it's actually not that big at all and probably doesn't constitute "a viral". That would ruin her birthday.
I believe when you hit the half a millionaire territory, you can start employing the term "viral". Beneath that, it's more likely just "popular". Anyway, she loved her special tea and had ice cream and jelly for dessert. 🎉🎈
*Half a *million* (Christ!)
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