It& #39;s my little girl& #39;s birthday tomorrow. We had a huge party planned with a bouncy castle and cake and all her best friends. We& #39;ve had to break it to her today that she will be spending yet another day watching Netflix. I know how much she’d love to see your likes and retweets.
She specifically said "daddy I prefer the retweets". Bless her, she is an angel.
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To the nasty, putrid trolls in the replies accusing my daughter of resembling a young actress: get a damn life.
I have just awoken my daughter to show her some of the replies and she is crying. I hope you trolls are happy.
To all the lovely replies, thank you. Roberta has had a lovely birthday. We have spent the last 2 hours watching the tweet analytics and my little girl said with amazement; "daddy I have never seen a number so big" - in reference to the impression count. Thank you twitter
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I didn& #39;t want to say that it& #39;s actually not that big at all and probably doesn& #39;t constitute "a viral". That would ruin her birthday.
I believe when you hit the half a millionaire territory, you can start employing the term "viral". Beneath that, it& #39;s more likely just "popular". Anyway, she loved her special tea and had ice cream and jelly for dessert.
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*Half a *million* (Christ!)