not sure about you guys but quarantine has really helped us up our game on the whole "let's fuck with the cat until he leaves" strategy

i mean, he's got us beat on the "i'll destroy the house until you feed me" gambit so, fair fight
and to be clear, only one side of this fight has shed real blood and it ain't the feline
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