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@Keshan_N
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

@qeebaa Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!

@SamiiiKaze What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

@theycallme_riz What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

@DreDhanilal What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

@Nival_M
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

@mari_biscuit_ A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

@rishayharry Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

@LlewelynLuke11 My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!

@mishmakesuwish I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!