OKAY. HERE WE GO. I promised you an extremely thirsty list today so! Today's Fic Rec List is Inappropriate Use Of Lightsabers!! Sit back, relax, maybe do some stretches, and get ready to suspend your disbelief about how comfortable the hilt of Kylo's giant lightsaber would be.

Wait Before You Leave by @theselittlefics : There's no way I wasn't going to include this, not only one of my favourite kinky fics, but also one of my favourite strangely-sweet-smut fics. Just. This is a masterpiece of dirty talk okay??

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17653748 

Feel You In My Veins by @briartrash: Um this is not only a lightsaber-useage fic it's also a fucking incredible sex pollen fic. With a gorgeous garnish of femmedom. So, it's a veritable feast of gourmet smut.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14158266 

No Need For Words by @persimonne666: 1,000 words of THRONE ROOM PEGGING. With a hint of angst and a lot of domme!Rey.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22648471 

Raw, Untamed Power by hipgrab: This fic really hones in on the danger of lightsabers and especially Kylo's cracked kyber mess. Chapter 1 is full of force bond voyeurism, delicious. And then by chapter 3, we get mOAR PEGGING.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14142084/chapters/32592177