I've been talking to a girl I'm really, really interested in, and I'm excited in an early-days sort of way

BUT

She said three dogs, one parrot, some pigeons, a fishtank, guinea pigs, rabbits are all OK but four cats is the limit.

Do I continue

No, I want limitless cats https://twitter.com/benjaminbump/status/1253768599153623040

Exact words were "probably like at most 4 cats?" which suggests wiggle room, right?

I've only got two cats at the moment but I want MANY MANY MANY cats

TBH it's entirely moot, I'm definitely continuing. She's awesome and I can turn "at most 4 cats" into "at most 4 ginger cats"

I was sitting there thinking "will she think I'm weird if I say I want a massive parrot" and she said "can we get a parrot?"

I'm definitely not getting ahead of myself here because I've been burnt so many times but I did maybe ask her what our last name should be when we're married

It's probably going to be chosen by the community. In the sense of "There go Mrs and Mrs Bonkers"

(No she's not on Twitter, I'm not a complete pillock)