There are entirely too many redheads on this app.

Y& #39;all starting an army or what?
What if, and hear me out, all the redheads are actually vampires?

Think about it... they& #39;re really pale, they are legit out for blood, and they never seem to age.

I don& #39;t trust them. THEY& #39;RE UP TO SOMETHING!
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