"So I have our scientists trying to find Aragorn, or, frankly, Gandalf. I've also heard many good things about Gandalf. Some say there is both a white one and a gray one so we are checking both. And the scientists say, they tell me, Sir, you have a great brain."

"So there's a Wood Between the Worlds, right, and then puddles. A different universe in each puddle. Not worlds, universes. Hard to believe. Some say one has the Land of Youth, but that's for another day. Anyway, I said, has anyone thought of checking out those puddles?"

"And it's true. They told me they hadn't thought to look in the Cave of Wonders yet. And when I said "well maybe you should" they said right away "we'll get right on that sir." So the Lamp. We'll see. Could be, could not be. Don't know. Hopefully the genie is there."

"Randy was telling me about his movie and it was his suggestion. Well I might have said it. Who is to say, but he is a great guy. So we fly the little ship into the body and then we give the virus a virus. But a computer one. Not many people know there are also computer viruses."

"Fake News, you're going to go out and say "Trump said to do this." Not you OANN. But you terrible people will say "Trump said this." I just think we should have the medical people - doctors - look into whether the DeLorean time machine could help since we now know what happens."

"And there are things you wouldn't even believe. I told the FBI director "get Jack Bauer." And he said he's not real so I gave him the wink. Just like this. Because the security guys, they don't like to talk about those things. But they know the wink. So we've got Jack Bauer."

"And they said - get this - "sir, we can look at that but animal plasma probably won't work." And I said "Wolverine! Logan!" These guys, you really wouldn't believe. But not everyone goes to Wharton. So this guy can heal himself, OK? 8 years, Obama never got any Wolverine plasma"

"Get it!" I told him. And this guy, get this, he just looks at me. "The one they used to shrink the kids!" I said. The army, folks, we've got to use it. So he is at the CDC, or maybe NIH. Or, maybe, both. And they're going to figure it out. We are gonna have to get tough."