"So I have our scientists trying to find Aragorn, or, frankly, Gandalf. I& #39;ve also heard many good things about Gandalf. Some say there is both a white one and a gray one so we are checking both. And the scientists say, they tell me, Sir, you have a great brain."
"So there& #39;s a Wood Between the Worlds, right, and then puddles. A different universe in each puddle. Not worlds, universes. Hard to believe. Some say one has the Land of Youth, but that& #39;s for another day. Anyway, I said, has anyone thought of checking out those puddles?"
"And it& #39;s true. They told me they hadn& #39;t thought to look in the Cave of Wonders yet. And when I said "well maybe you should" they said right away "we& #39;ll get right on that sir." So the Lamp. We& #39;ll see. Could be, could not be. Don& #39;t know. Hopefully the genie is there."
"Randy was telling me about his movie and it was his suggestion. Well I might have said it. Who is to say, but he is a great guy. So we fly the little ship into the body and then we give the virus a virus. But a computer one. Not many people know there are also computer viruses."
"Fake News, you& #39;re going to go out and say "Trump said to do this." Not you OANN. But you terrible people will say "Trump said this." I just think we should have the medical people - doctors - look into whether the DeLorean time machine could help since we now know what happens."
"And there are things you wouldn& #39;t even believe. I told the FBI director "get Jack Bauer." And he said he& #39;s not real so I gave him the wink. Just like this. Because the security guys, they don& #39;t like to talk about those things. But they know the wink. So we& #39;ve got Jack Bauer."
"And they said - get this - "sir, we can look at that but animal plasma probably won& #39;t work." And I said "Wolverine! Logan!" These guys, you really wouldn& #39;t believe. But not everyone goes to Wharton. So this guy can heal himself, OK? 8 years, Obama never got any Wolverine plasma"
"Get it!" I told him. And this guy, get this, he just looks at me. "The one they used to shrink the kids!" I said. The army, folks, we& #39;ve got to use it. So he is at the CDC, or maybe NIH. Or, maybe, both. And they& #39;re going to figure it out. We are gonna have to get tough."
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