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Alright. Virtual tour of my place begins now. Here’s the gate at the front of my driveway
And here is the view of my place from inside the gate.
Once we get inside, this is the foyer.
And here’s the staircase.
Upstairs or downstairs first?
Alright, we’re going to do the downstairs first.
Here’s the kitchen. Nothing fancy, to be honest.
Here’s the dining room. It’s just to the right of the kitchen.
Shit, I got distracted. Here’s the living room.
I need to paint the living room. Haven’t decided on the color yet.
Here’s the hall bordering the side of my house. On the left, there is the study and a guest bedroom, and then a little further down on each side there is the home theater and ballroom.
Which first?
Alright, bedroom & study it is. Here is the first guest bedroom and the connected bathroom on the other side of the room.
Once you go back out in to the hall, the second door on the left takes you to my study. Here it is. I don’t do a lot of studying here.
Alright, now if you turn left down that hall you get to the home theater. This is probably my favorite room in the whole fucking house.
Then, if you go right down that hallway, you get to the ballroom. I fought Phillip by that column on the left at my party. We’re good now, though.
That’s pretty much it for the 1st floor. Back yard or upstairs next?
Backyard it is. Here is the outdoor patio, which is the first thing you see on your right when you step outside from the door in the kitchen.
And this is the view of my house from the back of the yard. That door in the middle leads to the hallway I showed you earlier. The patio is out of the frame on the left.
Alright, now for the second story. Here’s my office, which is the first door you see when you get to the top of the stairs.
Here’s the hallway that borders the staircase. The room behind me is the study.
A little bit down the hall and to the left, there is another guest bedroom. It looks like this on the inside. This is typically where my mom stays when she comes to visit.
Through those doors in the middle of the room, there is a bathroom. This is it here.
Here’s another guest bedroom. There’s a small balcony connected.
And now we get to the master bathroom. It’s connected to my bedroom. Yes, it’s extremely over the top. No, I don’t care.
If you turn left after walking into the bathroom, you’ll see this. I fucking love this shower.
And if you look to the right, you’ll see the sink and all that shit. It’s a mess right now, and I’m too embarrassed to show it.
And last but not least, here’s my bedroom. If you look closely, you can see a dog on the right wall... that’s my dog from when I was a kid. His name was Marco.
