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25+ times @SchittsCreek understood what it feels like to live in self-isolation, a thread:
When you get an invitation to a party that’s supposed to happen in October
When you wake up on the 257th day of self-isolation
When your slut friend finally decides to self-isolate instead of continuing to hook up with random strangers
When you’re in the supermarket and you see someone not wearing gloves
When someone asks if you’ve been getting enough rest
When you open the door for the delivery guy and he’s the only person you’ve seen in like forever
When you hear someone else cough
When you see people physically meeting up for social gatherings and group workouts
When a co-worker starts rambling on about their pets during a work Zoom meeting
When you finally put some pants on
When the governor announces that quarantine measures will be lifted soon(ish)
When you’re in a Zoom meeting and a co-worker forgets to mute their mic while going to the bathroom
When it’s 10:13am and you still haven’t had the urge to strangle your spouse
When someone asks what are your plans for the weekend
When someone asks if you’re doing ok
When you finish the 11th work Zoom meeting of the day
When you hear that everyone is going to come out of this as better people
When one of your friends is self-isolating in a house with a pool and a big backyard
When someone you rejected before asks if you want to go on a date once this is over, now that you’re absolutely desperate, lonely, and horny
When you contact a friend to see how they’re doing and they reply back with nudes
When your spouse says you should all self-isolate with your in-laws
When your spouse points out that they’ve been doing all the cooking, cleaning and laundry during the entire quarantine
When your aunt sends you a supposedly super simple recipe for you to cook at home
When your boss says you haven’t been productive enough
When your mom tells you that you look horrible with a shaved head
When one of your co-workers decides to use a bookcase as a background for their calls
When you’ve made the bed and your spouse asks if you can prepare breakfast
When a new show is released on Netflix
When you need time away from the people you’re self-isolating with
When you ask your spouse if they think you should be working out more
When the authorities say they might have to extend the quarantine period
When your boss reminds you that you will have to go back to work to the office at some point
