Heh. Kuna siku nilikimbizwa clinic pale uon juu mshenzi alienda mpaka kwa womb. Huyo male nurse alinichekelea mpaka sijawai msahau https://twitter.com/boujee_lashelle/status/1253453295722651648
Ah alafu i got that older male doc.
Ok so when the pain started what were you doing?
Me: eeeermmmm...
Him: no, this is your time. Have all the sex you can.
Nurse as he prepped the injection: heh ako wapi huyo mzito nimsalimie
Ok so when the pain started what were you doing?
Me: eeeermmmm...
Him: no, this is your time. Have all the sex you can.
Nurse as he prepped the injection: heh ako wapi huyo mzito nimsalimie
I was in so much pain alafu namuangalia kama mwisi. I had to call my friends wakuje wanivalishe nguo waniitie ambulance


... my friends rushed from town wakuje wavalishe mgonjwa nguo ni kama ni polio nimepata. Wah














Na ni kikuyu pipes. Mkiimba ooh kikuyu pipes hapa naimba na nyinyi yes, juu sipendi kuachwa nyuma. Lakini napatanga flashback nakua blind kidogo