Heh. Kuna siku nilikimbizwa clinic pale uon juu mshenzi alienda mpaka kwa womb. Huyo male nurse alinichekelea mpaka sijawai msahau https://twitter.com/boujee_lashelle/status/1253453295722651648
Ah alafu i got that older male doc.
Ok so when the pain started what were you doing?
Me: eeeermmmm...
Him: no, this is your time. Have all the sex you can.

Nurse as he prepped the injection: heh ako wapi huyo mzito nimsalimie
I was in so much pain alafu namuangalia kama mwisi. I had to call my friends wakuje wanivalishe nguo waniitie ambulance😂😂😂😂... my friends rushed from town wakuje wavalishe mgonjwa nguo ni kama ni polio nimepata. Wah😂😂😂😂😂😂
Na ni kikuyu pipes. Mkiimba ooh kikuyu pipes hapa naimba na nyinyi yes, juu sipendi kuachwa nyuma. Lakini napatanga flashback nakua blind kidogo
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