A Thread.
Stuff I have been doing during lockdown.
Drinking (obviously).
However, it seems that small bottles of scotch no longer cut the mustard and the only way to avoid drinking for the next three days is to drink 3 days worth of cheap whisky in 1 day and spend 2 recovering.

Learning to play a musical instrument.
Spent a few weeks learning to play the guitar.
TBH it's not really happening, despite my best intentions, my fingers are too fucking fat for an A major chord.

Settings quiz questions.
Doing alright at this. I love setting tricky quiz questions and hope to one day achieve evil genius status.

Doing sums.
I used to suck at maths at school, but am now an expert in calculating if I have enough cash for woodbines and scotch for the next few days.

Whilst never being a big fan of conspiracy theories, thinking that some of this shit just doesn't add up.

Disliking main stream media and that happy toothed Guy bloke from the E.U. more than I did before.
It seems a global Pandemic puts things into perspective.

Forgetting stuff.
I made a mental list of stuff I was going to add to this thread and not surprisingly, I've fucking lost it.

Getting fat.
It's not like I wasn't an expert at being a fat cunt before or anything.