Lol at my old workplace #they used to hate… I'd become talk of the office when I walk in w/ a new briefcase or they notice a new watch… But it got even worse when I bought my car, all of a sudden my finances became a hot topic. These times the whole office earns a high income.
Did I ask you to take out a £700,000 mortgage, Sue?
Lil snide comments like "ooooo you smell so nice, I bet it costs a million pounds"
Everythingggggg was money with these people 🤣 "I wished I could afford to have Japanese every day"

Girl... I'm eating my lunch, mind your business over there with your Tomato soup. I never told you to spend £80,000 on a wedding.
Note... I have mentioned very specific figures... Because these lot voluntarily tell you everything about their wayward finances LOL then move susprised when you just exist in your own lane 🥴
"WOW New York, again! Have you won the lottery? Harharharhar" 😕

Maybe you'd be able to afford a solo holiday multiple times a year if your wife found a job and paid for her own Range Rover.
I’m glad there are no Watchie Pums where I’m @ now
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