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Oh shit, the reboot of the reboot just got totally LEAKED by the toy manufacturer!
Kleitonâs new signature line is, âMALE ADOLESCENT!â https://twitter.com/estela3d/status/1253625830825132032
Kleitonâs new signature line is, âMALE ADOLESCENT!â https://twitter.com/estela3d/status/1253625830825132032
âMALE ADOLESCENT! I come from a land called Splenda. There I made a deal with an accountant to do the taxes of all the gods. I saved money for some who were deserving, and some who were not.â
(Dramatic pause)
âI audited my father.â
(Audible gasp)
(Dramatic pause)
âI audited my father.â
(Audible gasp)
âDonât be sorry...itemize your deductions, male.â
âI AM an accountant.â
Kleiton looks to a shadowed Aretha in the doorway.
âBut I am YOUR accountant no longer.â
Aretha just laughs knowingly.
âNo seriously, you will need to find a new account soon if you are going to file before that whole end of the world thing.â
Kleiton looks to a shadowed Aretha in the doorway.
âBut I am YOUR accountant no longer.â
Aretha just laughs knowingly.
âNo seriously, you will need to find a new account soon if you are going to file before that whole end of the world thing.â
BUILDER, tattoos covering his slender body like a truck stop bathroom wall, knocks on the door. Kleiton opens and eyes BUILDER sternly.
âI thought youâd wear glasses, but youâre defintely the one. Just fill out my 1040ez and nobody gets hurt. You see, I canât spend ANYTHING!â
âI thought youâd wear glasses, but youâre defintely the one. Just fill out my 1040ez and nobody gets hurt. You see, I canât spend ANYTHING!â
âWeâre taking my motherâs capital gains to the top of the mountain to reinvest it. She..â
ARTYâS throat catches. This is hard for him.
âShe...closed her account.â
ARTYâS throat catches. This is hard for him.
âShe...closed her account.â
So now KLEITON and ARTY adventure through the lands of MONEYGARD looking for mergers and prom acquisitions, STEVE hanging off KLEITONS belt slapping into his ample ass dispensing shitty financial advice like, âLets buy generic caviarâ and âYou can go 10 weeks on that.â
Bill Gates as OOODIN
Elon Musk as HYMENDAHL
and presenting
Michael Bloomberg as THAR GOD OF SHORT SELLING
Elon Musk as HYMENDAHL
and presenting
Michael Bloomberg as THAR GOD OF SHORT SELLING
In the final climactic scene KLEITON, ARTY, STEVE + the lovely BAEA - the Expanse warrior money manager exiled after a savings and loan scandal in ANAHEIM - go on a spending spree with BUILDER, showing him the joy of capitalism!
And STEVE posed for a tacky photo with some gold.
And STEVE posed for a tacky photo with some gold.
Oh...
Wilbur Ross and Martin âPharmaBroâ Shkreli play the beloved dwarves COCK and SUNDRI.
They are all about price fixing and exploitation.
Wilbur Ross and Martin âPharmaBroâ Shkreli play the beloved dwarves COCK and SUNDRI.
They are all about price fixing and exploitation.
KLEITON is....
THE GOOD OF WAR
Coming soon to a PX12 near you.
More teraflops than you can even imagine.
I
Brazil!
THE GOOD OF WAR
Coming soon to a PX12 near you.
More teraflops than you can even imagine.
I
Brazil!
Additional cast:
Jeff Bezos as CRY the god of so many billions
COVID-19 as THE BLACK BREATH
Keanu Reeves as FUCKING GRATITUDE
Trump and Pence as MAGNI and MODI
Elizabeth Warren as FAAAAAAYE
Jeff Bezos as CRY the god of so many billions
COVID-19 as THE BLACK BREATH
Keanu Reeves as FUCKING GRATITUDE
Trump and Pence as MAGNI and MODI
Elizabeth Warren as FAAAAAAYE
