Here’s me reacting to Dhoom 2: @tikklil @heystobbbit

Ive never seen anyone sandboard before Bollywood is truly different

The intro is a BOP?? It was like step up or something but then he started singing and thrusting...this might break my fast

Oh he’s good at moving his bodyjust might learn this choreo later...

DHOOM MACHALAY?? Is that what he said cause it’s gonna be stuck in my head for a bit

My subs are off a bit nooksksk

He dropped his cop ID LMAOO

I shall not question the events of this movie such as how he hid a speed boat under the water

Ah yes a badass pretty woman has arrived, let me not have any gay thoughts on main

Did he really say 4+4 is 44 babie nooo i love the trope here tho muscle tee dork with suprsingly good aim who seems to want a wifey but is also babie and a smart good looking but cold guy who pulls in ladies unintentionally??

Side note: imma be real wit ya chief, i s don’t understand the villains pattern, I may know what 4+4 is but besides that it just went over my head

I had a bit of a delay, but uhhh this villain is FINE

“I’m not thinking of a divorce but about murder” and “ should I murder one person or two, the punishment is the same” listen this understandable, how y’all just gon flirt in front of the wife

I promised no gay thoughts on main please Ms officer I beg

Officer shonali said stream yo perreo sola or i woo you with my charms so it’s easier to arrest you for sexual harassment ksksk

Okay I’ve got to say this is the most creative antagonist I’ve ever seen, @heystobbbit you seem to have great standards in men

I’m sorry but ANOTHER beautiful woman? Stop, I think I’m in love already she’s so pretty im ready to SIMP

Are there clear straps? How does one dance like that in a strapless top

2006 hindi fashion is still relevant 14 years later, these fits will remain iconic América could never

Ive been saying I’m a simp but I’ll never meet the bar Ali has raised, hes really out here imagining a future with every pretty woman he meets

The bandana culture is strong with this one, just thought it was apart of Ali’s character design (which it probably is) but mr.A really out here on a fancy date with a matching bandana on

Oof this scene was... and his hair in the wind...I think I broke my fast by now

ALI BUILT SEND TWEET

Why is this like a blind date ksksks he’s was on a date with world renown thief mr. a

Lowkey cinematic excellence...she really made him feel like a clown huh

This monologue makes me feel anxious like there’s gonna be a bong joon ho twists coming

Mr A walking towards the camera while his previous personas go through gives me the beauty inside vibes and I’m sad again thinking about that movie/drama

Okay but why is EVERY dance number so GOOD they had no business popping off like that in an action movie

A twist indeed

EYE- I really thought she was gonna die why did I fall for it

She took chivalry to the next level

I didn’t expect them to even disguise as actual children and dwarves lol

Y’all watched this as kids so what would be the American equivalent to this Shrek? Lmao nah

Sunehri: Me:
Shoots Aryan

AHAHAHS I KNEW HAD TO BE ALIVE too bad Jai found him only 6 months later too lmaooo

Jai is a fan of their love story

Okay the Outro is playing and in conclusion Dhoom 2 officially best movie of 2020 ksksks

I really did not know what I was getting into,I had no idea it was gonna go this way

I really thought this was gonna be about Jai and Ali...
but BOY was I wrong, this is a romcom about two beautiful thieves who anyone would simp over

Anyway stan Hrithik Roshan and Aishwarya Rai, theyre the prettiest actors, dancers, singers I’ve ever seen

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