It's so interesting that Fauci gets called the sexiest man alive and fawned over like a daddy savior while Birx gets likened to Delores Umbrage and called a sycophant. I wonder what's different about them?

Both are experts, hired by the federal gov to manage pandemics long before Trump showed up. Both are under the same impossible pressure to do crucial jobs well without getting fired by a lunatic manbaby who lives on self tanner and hallow praise. But something must be different.

Huh. I'm stumped.

I've got it! It's gotta be the scarves! Carry on...