THINGS YOU COULD DO INSTEAD OF INJECTING BLEACH (a thread of 1930s photographs by American-Latvian photographer Lusha Nelson):

1: Hold mysterious balls in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other. Wear a small mustache. Is that a monocle? You bet it is. Pick a card.

2: After social distancing ends, gather a group of six friends who will point at you, preferably sternly. What will this accomplish? You will only know afterwards. But you won't have an ounce of bleach in your system.

3: Find an NBC-branded mic and sing a beautiful song into it. Wear nice clothing. This is your time to shine. Notice how there is no bleach necessary for this activity.

4: Wear a fine gown. Sit sideways in a comfortable chair. Find an object in your home and stare at it lovingly. Aren’t you happy with this object? Isn’t it good to not be full of bleach?

5: Be Gary Cooper. This, admittedly, is the most difficult thing you could do instead of injecting bleach. You would have to be someone completely different. We’re not sure how you could do this. But, on the plus side, you would likely be bleach-free.

All of these bleach-free pictures are #FromTheCollection: Lusha Nelson.

In order:
1: Richard Pitchford (Cardini the Magician)
2: Peter Lorre
3: Marian Anderson
4: Helen Bennett
5: Gary Cooper

Please do not drink bleach for any reason

This is NOT a comprehensive list