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Rating every bunny in my grandmother's house, Part 1:
Big boi. His place in front of the fireplace shows that he is Important. However I cannot take him seriously with that bowtie. 5/10.
Big boi. His place in front of the fireplace shows that he is Important. However I cannot take him seriously with that bowtie. 5/10.
Part 2:
She grows flowers out of her back and has a fucking cool hat. You WISH you had as much style as this bunny. Unfortunately the flowers are fake. 7/10.
She grows flowers out of her back and has a fucking cool hat. You WISH you had as much style as this bunny. Unfortunately the flowers are fake. 7/10.
Part 3:
This bunny has vision problems. I empathize with him. However, he has another stupid fucking bowtie, which makes me think he might be Bunny Tucker Carlson. 4/10.
This bunny has vision problems. I empathize with him. However, he has another stupid fucking bowtie, which makes me think he might be Bunny Tucker Carlson. 4/10.
Part 4:
This bunny is also a cookie jar. She is filled with treats, and I love her. Also, check that crop top and that flower in her hair. You know this bitch had an aesthetic Tumblr circa 2014. I'd have followed her. 10/10.
This bunny is also a cookie jar. She is filled with treats, and I love her. Also, check that crop top and that flower in her hair. You know this bitch had an aesthetic Tumblr circa 2014. I'd have followed her. 10/10.
Part 5:
This bunny hides behind the television, which I understand. She is frightening. Those L E G G E S. Bunnies should not have limbs that long. It is unnatural. Also she is dressed like the Ghost of Christmas Past. 2/10.
This bunny hides behind the television, which I understand. She is frightening. Those L E G G E S. Bunnies should not have limbs that long. It is unnatural. Also she is dressed like the Ghost of Christmas Past. 2/10.
Part 6:
CLASSIC bunny pillow. Looks like an actual bunny. No clothes. No stupid fucking bowtie. THIS is what a real bunny looks like. He a lil boring tho. 6/10.
CLASSIC bunny pillow. Looks like an actual bunny. No clothes. No stupid fucking bowtie. THIS is what a real bunny looks like. He a lil boring tho. 6/10.
Part 7:
For Christ's sake the Easter Bunny is NOT Santa Claus. I could care less if the Easter Bunny visits. However he is doing his best and promoting a cause he is passionate about, which I respect. 7/10.
For Christ's sake the Easter Bunny is NOT Santa Claus. I could care less if the Easter Bunny visits. However he is doing his best and promoting a cause he is passionate about, which I respect. 7/10.
Part 8:
This bunny is ready to fuckin party. Look at her. She's a messy bitch and doesn't care who knows. I want to do shots with her. 9/10.
This bunny is ready to fuckin party. Look at her. She's a messy bitch and doesn't care who knows. I want to do shots with her. 9/10.
Part 9:
Are these bunnies siblings or lovers? Or do they have some weird Lannister thing going on? Either way, I'm uncomfortable. 2/10.
Are these bunnies siblings or lovers? Or do they have some weird Lannister thing going on? Either way, I'm uncomfortable. 2/10.
Part 10:
This bunny is classy. I bet this bunny wears some kinda fancy watch and owns more than one suit. This bunny is some executive in a bunny company and probably has a boat. He only drinks martinis, and he's very picky about them. 6/10.
This bunny is classy. I bet this bunny wears some kinda fancy watch and owns more than one suit. This bunny is some executive in a bunny company and probably has a boat. He only drinks martinis, and he's very picky about them. 6/10.
Part 11:
This bunny doubles as a spoon rest. She's awkward. She's kind of a pushover. She's got a 4.3 GPA. She probably writes gay fanfiction. This is the bunny you don't want at your party. She IS the bunny you want in your group project. 3/10.
This bunny doubles as a spoon rest. She's awkward. She's kind of a pushover. She's got a 4.3 GPA. She probably writes gay fanfiction. This is the bunny you don't want at your party. She IS the bunny you want in your group project. 3/10.
Part 12:
Normally I hate the bowties, but this bunny is rocking it. You know she got on the news in 2007 for wearing a suit to prom. The lesbian icon bunnies need. 8/10.
Normally I hate the bowties, but this bunny is rocking it. You know she got on the news in 2007 for wearing a suit to prom. The lesbian icon bunnies need. 8/10.
Part 13:
Do eggs get bunnies drunk? This bunny flag makes me think so. He is on another planet right now. This bunny probably talked me into trying to shotgun a beer in like 2015. Why did I let him peer pressure me. I don't even like beer. This bunny is frat af. 6/10.
Do eggs get bunnies drunk? This bunny flag makes me think so. He is on another planet right now. This bunny probably talked me into trying to shotgun a beer in like 2015. Why did I let him peer pressure me. I don't even like beer. This bunny is frat af. 6/10.
Part 14:
The bunny on the left has fangs which means he is undoubtedly Literary Icon Bunnicula. Bunnicula was a fucking Savage and I like seeing him represented here. He could suck my blood any day. 9/10
The bunny on the left has fangs which means he is undoubtedly Literary Icon Bunnicula. Bunnicula was a fucking Savage and I like seeing him represented here. He could suck my blood any day. 9/10
Part 15:
Tiny bunny doorknob decoration? Seriously? This is overkill. There are too many bunnies. I'm not even done yet; there's more bunnies to talk about. I'm going mad. I've been staying with my grandmother a month and I still find new bunnies. Help me. 1/10.
Tiny bunny doorknob decoration? Seriously? This is overkill. There are too many bunnies. I'm not even done yet; there's more bunnies to talk about. I'm going mad. I've been staying with my grandmother a month and I still find new bunnies. Help me. 1/10.
Part 16:
These bunnies hang above my bed, watching me sleep. I don't blame them, I'm cute af, still kinda creepy tho. They're also cross-stitched which is a great hobby. The left bunny has a kite, and kites are underrated. 6/10.
These bunnies hang above my bed, watching me sleep. I don't blame them, I'm cute af, still kinda creepy tho. They're also cross-stitched which is a great hobby. The left bunny has a kite, and kites are underrated. 6/10.
Part 17:
Apparently not a bunny. Apparently he's an Easter Gnome. However that Very Tall Hat is making me suspicious. There must be some Equally Tall Ears under there. This is an incognito bunny. Why is he in disguise? Maybe murder. Who knows what atrocities have occurred. 7/10.
Apparently not a bunny. Apparently he's an Easter Gnome. However that Very Tall Hat is making me suspicious. There must be some Equally Tall Ears under there. This is an incognito bunny. Why is he in disguise? Maybe murder. Who knows what atrocities have occurred. 7/10.
Part 18;
I only just noticed this bunny today. What is the point of him? He is very small and has no purpose. I relate to this bunny. I also acknowledge that he's kind of a loser. 5/10.
I only just noticed this bunny today. What is the point of him? He is very small and has no purpose. I relate to this bunny. I also acknowledge that he's kind of a loser. 5/10.
Part 19:
This bunny will not hesitate to fuck you up. He's seen some shit and he's done some shit. He's been to prison twice. He drinks cheap whiskey like it's water. This bunny's criminal record is extensive, but he's a surprisingly good cook. 6/10.
This bunny will not hesitate to fuck you up. He's seen some shit and he's done some shit. He's been to prison twice. He drinks cheap whiskey like it's water. This bunny's criminal record is extensive, but he's a surprisingly good cook. 6/10.
Part 20:
"Seven bunnies, one picture frame" is the porno you've been missing in your life. These bunnies fuck like rabbits. Welcome? More like welcome to the bunny orgy. I respect their sexual liberation. 8/10.
"Seven bunnies, one picture frame" is the porno you've been missing in your life. These bunnies fuck like rabbits. Welcome? More like welcome to the bunny orgy. I respect their sexual liberation. 8/10.
Part 21:
This bunny is fucking hustling. What a boss babe. Make your money girl! Also she's cross-stitching while also being a cross-stitch. Meta af. 10/10.
This bunny is fucking hustling. What a boss babe. Make your money girl! Also she's cross-stitching while also being a cross-stitch. Meta af. 10/10.
Part 22:
This bunny has made a new friend! However, I question his judgment in making new friends. Look at that girl. No eyebrows, hellish eyes. Bunny, please hang out with a better crowd. 3/10.
This bunny has made a new friend! However, I question his judgment in making new friends. Look at that girl. No eyebrows, hellish eyes. Bunny, please hang out with a better crowd. 3/10.
Part 23:
When he says "every bunny" he literally means "every bunny". This is the first bunny you see when you walk in the door and he does not lie. He is not a welcome. He is a warning. 7/10.
When he says "every bunny" he literally means "every bunny". This is the first bunny you see when you walk in the door and he does not lie. He is not a welcome. He is a warning. 7/10.
