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Basil: I& #39;m about to get fucking adorable, then

Basil, being stalked by a little tiefling while her family watches in amusement: alright, who here thought I was dating Koi? Raise you hands.

Basil: Koi, put your hand down

Koi: there& #39;s a no animals policy in our apartment building

Koi: so you can just leave your HIGH HORSE OUTSIDE--

Basil: for the last time, we can& #39;t afford to buy a jewel encrusted tea tin. You don& #39;t even like tea.

Koi: [casts cure wounds on a splinter Basil got]

Basil:

Basil: fuck, now I have to marry him

Basil: you can come if you say those three little words, honey

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Basil: no, try again

Koi:

Koi: fine. I will behave.

Basil: when you said you were magical in bed, this isn& #39;t what I imagined

Koi: [casts prestidigitation to make sparkles, wiggling her eyebrows]

Basil:

Basil: whoa

Koi, strumming his lute: I love you...bitch!

Basil: I& #39;m at work, you can& #39;t--

Koi: I ain& #39;t ever gonna stop lovin you...

Basil: oh gods

Koi: BITCH!

Koi: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">your back muscles are what made me believe in the gods https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">

Basil: you& #39;re LITERALLY the child of Asmodeus

Sage: So, who& #39;s the big spoon and who& #39;s the little spoon?

Basil: Koi thinks he& #39;s the big spoon, but honestly he& #39;s more of a backpack.

Basil walking in on Koi standing on the kitchen table: ,,,honey what& #39;re you doing?

Koi: I LIVE HERE TOO! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! I HAVE RIGHTS TOO YOU KNOW

Basil:

Basil: Alright, where& #39;s the spider?

Koi, near tears: It& #39;s under the bed and it& #39;s so big, please--

Koi: There& #39;s a special place in Hell, reserved just for me,

Basil, concerned: Don& #39;t say that about yourself, you know all that tieflings are the devil stuff is propaganda--

Koi: it& #39;s my room! I love it, it& #39;s got all these cushions, and a great view, and