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koimalaa, standing in the wreckage of the kitchen after they tried cooking: you're really cute when you're mad, babe
Basil: I'm about to get fucking adorable, then
Basil: I'm about to get fucking adorable, then
Basil, being stalked by a little tiefling while her family watches in amusement: alright, who here thought I was dating Koi? Raise you hands.
Basil: Koi, put your hand down
Basil: Koi, put your hand down
Koi: there's a no animals policy in our apartment building
Koi: so you can just leave your HIGH HORSE OUTSIDE--
Basil: for the last time, we can't afford to buy a jewel encrusted tea tin. You don't even like tea.
Koi: so you can just leave your HIGH HORSE OUTSIDE--
Basil: for the last time, we can't afford to buy a jewel encrusted tea tin. You don't even like tea.
Koi: [casts cure wounds on a splinter Basil got]
Basil:
Basil: fuck, now I have to marry him
Basil:
Basil: fuck, now I have to marry him
Basil: you can come if you say those three little words, honey
Koi:
I love you
Basil: no, try again
Koi:
Koi: fine. I will behave.
Koi:
I love you Basil: no, try again
Koi:
Koi: fine. I will behave.
Basil: when you said you were magical in bed, this isn't what I imagined
Koi: [casts prestidigitation to make sparkles, wiggling her eyebrows]
Basil:
Basil: whoa
Koi: [casts prestidigitation to make sparkles, wiggling her eyebrows]
Basil:
Basil: whoa
Koi, strumming his lute: I love you...bitch!
Basil: I'm at work, you can't--
Koi: I ain't ever gonna stop lovin you...
Basil: oh gods
Koi: BITCH!
Basil: I'm at work, you can't--
Koi: I ain't ever gonna stop lovin you...
Basil: oh gods
Koi: BITCH!
Koi: your back muscles are what made me believe in the gods
Basil: you're LITERALLY the child of Asmodeus
your back muscles are what made me believe in the gods Basil: you're LITERALLY the child of Asmodeus
Sage: So, who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Basil: Koi thinks he's the big spoon, but honestly he's more of a backpack.
Basil: Koi thinks he's the big spoon, but honestly he's more of a backpack.
Basil walking in on Koi standing on the kitchen table: ,,,honey what're you doing?
Koi: I LIVE HERE TOO! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! I HAVE RIGHTS TOO YOU KNOW
Basil:
Basil: Alright, where's the spider?
Koi, near tears: It's under the bed and it's so big, please--
Koi: I LIVE HERE TOO! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! I HAVE RIGHTS TOO YOU KNOW
Basil:
Basil: Alright, where's the spider?
Koi, near tears: It's under the bed and it's so big, please--
Koi: There's a special place in Hell, reserved just for me,
Basil, concerned: Don't say that about yourself, you know all that tieflings are the devil stuff is propaganda--
Koi: it's my room! I love it, it's got all these cushions, and a great view, and
Basil, concerned: Don't say that about yourself, you know all that tieflings are the devil stuff is propaganda--
Koi: it's my room! I love it, it's got all these cushions, and a great view, and
