League 2 clubs as ice cream

A thread:

Bradford City | #BCAFC

Calippo – Expect big things but falls apart and ends up a bit soggy.

Cambridge United | #CamUTD

Viennetta – very fancy but when broken down very average

Carlisle United | #CUFC

Arctic Roll – should’ve stopped being a thing a long time ago.

Cheltenham Town | #CTFC

Cornetto – Boring but always a surprise.

Colchester United | #ColU

Twister – good bits and bad bits. Overall not too bad.

Crawley Town | #TownTeamTogether

Walls Soft Scoop - Tedious. Get out of here.

Crewe Alexandra | #CreweAlex

Mini Milk - Not very good and only really appeals to younger fans.

Exeter City | #ECFC

Fab – starts off ok but ends up shit.

Forest Green Rovers | #WeAreFGR

Vegan Ice Cream – nobody really cares about it but if they shout enough someone might listen.

Grimsby Town | #GTFC

The 99 - Needs a lot of work to make it better.

Leyton Orient | #LOFC

Haagen-Dazs – bit poncey. Ok in small portions.

Macclesfield Town | #ComeOnSilkmen

Screwball - If ever the name of an ice cream described the owner of a football club this is it.

Mansfield Town | #Stags

Ben & Jerry’s Core - It was a good idea but it never really materialised. Better luck next time.

Morecambe | #COYS

Fruit Pastille – Not desirable but ok on a hot day.

Newport County | #NCAFC

Solero – bright, loud and often a bit of a surprise package.

Northampton Town | #NTFC

Rocket Lolly – Not the best but not too bad on its day.

Oldham Athletic | #OAFC

Neapolitan ice cream – never been enjoyable. Not sure how it’s survived this long.

Plymouth Argyle | #PAFC

White Magnum - Elite. The best. Don’t argue.

Port Vale | #PVFC

Vimto Ice Lolly – Average. Not quite made it.

Salford | #WeAreSalford

Feast - Trying to design something nice to look at but pretty bland when you get inside.

Scunthorpe United | #Iron

Choc Ice - disappointing and never desirable

Stevenage | #StevenageFC

Carte D’Or – desperatey trying to be something other than average and underperforms massively.

Swindon Town | #STFC

Salted Caramel Magnum - Very good. Not the best. Sometimes salty isn’t what you need.

Walsall | #Saddlers

Mr Freeze – basic but decent.