League 2 clubs as ice cream 🍦

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Bradford City | #BCAFC

Calippo – Expect big things but falls apart and ends up a bit soggy.
Bradford City | #BCAFCCalippo – Expect big things but falls apart and ends up a bit soggy.
Bradford City | #BCAFCCalippo – Expect big things but falls apart and ends up a bit soggy.
Cambridge United | #CamUTD

Viennetta – very fancy but when broken down very average
Cambridge United | #CamUTDViennetta – very fancy but when broken down very average
Cambridge United | #CamUTDViennetta – very fancy but when broken down very average
Carlisle United | #CUFC

Arctic Roll – should’ve stopped being a thing a long time ago.
Carlisle United | #CUFCArctic Roll – should’ve stopped being a thing a long time ago.
Carlisle United | #CUFCArctic Roll – should’ve stopped being a thing a long time ago.
Cheltenham Town | #CTFC

Cornetto – Boring but always a surprise.
Cheltenham Town | #CTFCCornetto – Boring but always a surprise.
Cheltenham Town | #CTFCCornetto – Boring but always a surprise.
Colchester United | #ColU

Twister – good bits and bad bits. Overall not too bad.
Colchester United | #ColUTwister – good bits and bad bits. Overall not too bad.
Colchester United | #ColUTwister – good bits and bad bits. Overall not too bad.
Crawley Town | #TownTeamTogether

Walls Soft Scoop - Tedious. Get out of here.
Crawley Town | #TownTeamTogetherWalls Soft Scoop - Tedious. Get out of here.
Crawley Town | #TownTeamTogetherWalls Soft Scoop - Tedious. Get out of here.
Crewe Alexandra | #CreweAlex

Mini Milk - Not very good and only really appeals to younger fans.
Crewe Alexandra | #CreweAlexMini Milk - Not very good and only really appeals to younger fans.
Crewe Alexandra | #CreweAlexMini Milk - Not very good and only really appeals to younger fans.
Exeter City | #ECFC

Fab – starts off ok but ends up shit.
Exeter City | #ECFC Fab – starts off ok but ends up shit.
Exeter City | #ECFC Fab – starts off ok but ends up shit.
Forest Green Rovers | #WeAreFGR

Vegan Ice Cream – nobody really cares about it but if they shout enough someone might listen.
Forest Green Rovers | #WeAreFGRVegan Ice Cream – nobody really cares about it but if they shout enough someone might listen.
Forest Green Rovers | #WeAreFGRVegan Ice Cream – nobody really cares about it but if they shout enough someone might listen.
Grimsby Town | #GTFC

The 99 - Needs a lot of work to make it better.
Grimsby Town | #GTFCThe 99 - Needs a lot of work to make it better.
Grimsby Town | #GTFCThe 99 - Needs a lot of work to make it better.
Leyton Orient | #LOFC

Haagen-Dazs – bit poncey. Ok in small portions.
Leyton Orient | #LOFCHaagen-Dazs – bit poncey. Ok in small portions.
Leyton Orient | #LOFCHaagen-Dazs – bit poncey. Ok in small portions.
Macclesfield Town | #ComeOnSilkmen

Screwball - If ever the name of an ice cream described the owner of a football club this is it.
Macclesfield Town | #ComeOnSilkmenScrewball - If ever the name of an ice cream described the owner of a football club this is it.
Macclesfield Town | #ComeOnSilkmenScrewball - If ever the name of an ice cream described the owner of a football club this is it.
Mansfield Town | #Stags

Ben & Jerry’s Core - It was a good idea but it never really materialised. Better luck next time.
Mansfield Town | #StagsBen & Jerry’s Core - It was a good idea but it never really materialised. Better luck next time.
Mansfield Town | #StagsBen & Jerry’s Core - It was a good idea but it never really materialised. Better luck next time.
Morecambe | #COYS

Fruit Pastille – Not desirable but ok on a hot day.
Morecambe | #COYSFruit Pastille – Not desirable but ok on a hot day.
Morecambe | #COYSFruit Pastille – Not desirable but ok on a hot day.
Newport County | #NCAFC

Solero – bright, loud and often a bit of a surprise package.
Newport County | #NCAFCSolero – bright, loud and often a bit of a surprise package.
Newport County | #NCAFCSolero – bright, loud and often a bit of a surprise package.
Northampton Town | #NTFC

Rocket Lolly – Not the best but not too bad on its day.
Northampton Town | #NTFCRocket Lolly – Not the best but not too bad on its day.
Northampton Town | #NTFCRocket Lolly – Not the best but not too bad on its day.
Oldham Athletic | #OAFC

Neapolitan ice cream – never been enjoyable. Not sure how it’s survived this long.
Oldham Athletic | #OAFCNeapolitan ice cream – never been enjoyable. Not sure how it’s survived this long.
Oldham Athletic | #OAFCNeapolitan ice cream – never been enjoyable. Not sure how it’s survived this long.
Plymouth Argyle | #PAFC

White Magnum - Elite. The best. Don’t argue.
Plymouth Argyle | #PAFCWhite Magnum - Elite. The best. Don’t argue.
Plymouth Argyle | #PAFCWhite Magnum - Elite. The best. Don’t argue.
Port Vale | #PVFC

Vimto Ice Lolly – Average. Not quite made it.
Port Vale | #PVFCVimto Ice Lolly – Average. Not quite made it.
Port Vale | #PVFCVimto Ice Lolly – Average. Not quite made it.
Salford | #WeAreSalford

Feast - Trying to design something nice to look at but pretty bland when you get inside.
Salford | #WeAreSalfordFeast - Trying to design something nice to look at but pretty bland when you get inside.
Salford | #WeAreSalfordFeast - Trying to design something nice to look at but pretty bland when you get inside.
Scunthorpe United | #Iron

Choc Ice - disappointing and never desirable
Scunthorpe United | #IronChoc Ice - disappointing and never desirable
Scunthorpe United | #IronChoc Ice - disappointing and never desirable
Stevenage | #StevenageFC

Carte D’Or – desperatey trying to be something other than average and underperforms massively.
Stevenage | #StevenageFCCarte D’Or – desperatey trying to be something other than average and underperforms massively.
Stevenage | #StevenageFCCarte D’Or – desperatey trying to be something other than average and underperforms massively.
Swindon Town | #STFC

Salted Caramel Magnum - Very good. Not the best. Sometimes salty isn’t what you need.
Swindon Town | #STFCSalted Caramel Magnum - Very good. Not the best. Sometimes salty isn’t what you need.
Swindon Town | #STFCSalted Caramel Magnum - Very good. Not the best. Sometimes salty isn’t what you need.
Walsall | #Saddlers

Mr Freeze – basic but decent.
Walsall | #SaddlersMr Freeze – basic but decent.
Walsall | #SaddlersMr Freeze – basic but decent.
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