I have taken three L’s this morning and I haven’t left my house. quarantine really be like that sometimes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

also if you’re my ex and trying to get back in my good graces maybe don’t post videos of you banging grandmas on your business account with your face clearly in it???
same dude that would beg for me to post pictures with him and lordddddd... THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF THIS ACCOUNT. If you see a dude on my TL I’m 900% not with him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
HER ORTHOPEDIC SHOES ARE IN THE END FRAME OH MY GOD
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