These kids had to get blasted at their parents house last night to celebrate. Burrow just got handed the keys to a franchise and he’s forced to have a “whatever’s in the pantry” buzz sleeping in his old race car bed.
Waking up with a hangover, scanning the room. It’s all trophies. Maybe a Lebron fathead.
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