Pretty sure if I had a commercial size washing machine, I could easily rule the world.
Almost positive.
Also, since random thoughts are flowing...

I think Brandy, laying down whiskey, is the girl in Billy Joel's Piano Man song.
She's the waitress practicing politics and is hopelessly in love with Davy...who's still in the Navy. And probably will be for life.
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