Dear President Trump:

I know you are looking for good ideas on how to help people so here are a few.

1. Fuel injection makes engines more efficient so maybe we can inject fuel into people to make them more efficient.

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2. Welding holds pieces of metal together so maybe we can weld people together to make their relationships stronger.

3. Sandblasting makes old buildings look newer so maybe we can sandblast old people to make them look younger.

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4. Roofing helps keep buildings dry when it rains so maybe we can nail shingles to everybody’s head to keep them dry during rainstorms.

5. Windows help people see through walls so maybe we can put windows in people so doctors can see their guts.

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Please let me know if you would like more good ideas. I have plenty.

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