this sounds like a whole other fic prompt in itself https://twitter.com/endeavore_/status/1253101412512399362

aleczira au where alec runs an angsty poetry instagram and apologises for the lack of updates for the same reason. the demon (crowley) refuses to leave because frankly, he was here first, and alec’s already paid the deposit and signed the lease so they have to live w each other

crowley has fun though; alec’s easy to rile up and it’s always a bit of a personal challenge to see how much he can mess with him without triggering his heart issues.
aziraphale balks at the idea of him living with a human who knows what he is, but crowley insists that its chill

eventually that worry morphs into intrigue (as it so often does, with aziraphale) and he decides he wants to meet the human. crowley doesnt see the harm in it—not like he was assigned to corrupt this particular cop anyway, so he has no skin in the game—so he concedes

aziraphale and alec are formally introduced, and alec keeps his distance, grumbling over the idea that crowley brought over a houseguest and that he might possibly bring over more (“dont you have other people to bother?” “just one other that matters”)

aziraphale senses his reluctance and deflates, so crowley makes up for alec’s terrible hospitality by filling aziraphale in (loudly, from the other room) on what he’s like, alec correcting and snapping where appropriate

eventually they get to the poetry instagram

aziraphale is delighted, and asks to see it. alec refuses, says its under a private account so he cant see anyway, but crowley whips out his own phone and says he’s been following him under a dummy account for a while now, and hands it over to aziraphale

alec is Mortified at this point, but not as much as when aziraphale looks up from the screen after a few dozen posts, eyes shining, and says “oh, you poor dear” and launches off into a full deconstruction of his prose, praising and gushing in equal parts

anyway wow this thread got long, eventually alec (along with the demon in his basement) date an angel and his poetry instagram gets so sappy he loses followers. eventually miller finds it too and despite her positive feedback he immediately remakes