Checklist of female privileges 😉

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- from an early age, the opposite sex will be instructed not to hit me, but i am given no such instructions. However, if i hit a man, i can expect him not to hit back. Any social penalties that occur will be blamed on the man
- if I'm not smart, but I'm pretty, i can achieve the same level of financial and social benefits as my man without ever having to work.

- i can produce children, something men cannot do. This makes me important till the day i die... And after.
- my sexual identity is valuable. Therefore, i have control over whom i have sex with... I also have control over the sexual choices of the person i have sex with.

- i am granted all the rights of democracy without military service.
- at the age of 18, i lose the protective status of the child, but i gain the protective status of the female. At 18, men lose the protective status of the child and become targets if they fail to gain status after that point.
- when i marry a man with status, i can take his name and become whoever he spent years becoming. I need not do anything special to receive the reputation he has built.

- people will help me when i am in need and i will face no social stigma or penalty for this.
- When i am on a date, things will be paid for me.

- i can discriminate against the opposite sex ruthlessly without facing any penalties.

- my gender controls 80% of domestic spending. We get to spend our money if we have any, and also our man's money
- the majority of luxury apparel is designed, marketed and consumed by women

- if a man calls me a slut, it might damage my reputation locally. If i call a man a child molester or i claim he raped me, i can destroy his whole reputation.
- if i fail at my career, i can blame the male dominated society.

- i can wear masculine clothing if it pleases me, but men cannot wear feminine clothing without social penalty
- If i make a false claim of rape against a man as revenge or to cover up my scandalous behavior, i might succeed at both and he'll end up in prison. If it is later found out that i lied, i will face little charges.
- if someone is being attacked on the street, i am under no obligation to help them or do anything.

- i may not believe in a dowry, but a man is expected to give me things in light of a marriage.
- i expect a man to ask for my hand In marriage and suffer the potential risk of rejection.

- if i lie, it's is because i am a victim of a male dominated society that forces me into tough situations. It's not because i am a bad person.
- i am likely to believe that if a woman is drunk and sexed, she can scream rape due to lack of consent. But if a man is drunk and sexed, he is capable of consenting.
- if a man is promoted above me in the workplace, i have a right to suspect sexism. However, i also believe men are better at decision making than women.

- i can cry and get a man to do something for me, that he would not have done otherwise.
- I expect people (especially men) to be sensitive to all my feelings.

- i can deny a man's feelings or ridicule him for having any.

- if i lose my job, it is because of sexism or the economy. If a man loses his job, it is because he's a loser.
- if i go out with my babes to the club and look my sexiest, it is my right to be disturbed at their advances. Likewise if i post sexual content online.

- people I've never met will open doors for me in this life. Likewise, people I've never met will also approach me
- if i go to a bar, i can expect men to buy drinks for me unprovoked.

- anytime i find an organization created solely for men, i can denounce it as sexiest.

- i belive that women should have organizations for women only.
- if i meet a man i like and give him my phone number, if he never calls me, i have the right to think he's an asshole.

- if i meet a man that i like and he calls me, i have the right to ghost him or act like i don't know him.
- If something bad happens to me or another woman, i have the right to believe it is an offense against all women.

- i believe if something bad happens to a man its because he's a loser

- it is my right to believe that men oppress women, despite what i just read.

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