1) So I fell down a wiki hole.

This is Stargazy pie.

It is a pie of fish heads gazing at the stars.

It gets WEIRDER.
2) This is from Wikipedia.

This is a paragraph a comedian would write full of made-up nouns designed to poke fun at British people.

I have a hard time believing this isn't wiki vandalism.

It gets WEIRDER.
3) This is stargazy pie with crayfish.

The poor crayfish look like they're sinking in quicksand and screaming to God for help.
4) And, to be clear, I WOULD EAT THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY DISH PICTURED IN THIS THREAD.

But I'm also in a quarantined cabin fever, so what do I know?
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