1) So I fell down a wiki hole.

This is Stargazy pie.

It is a pie of fish heads gazing at the stars.

It gets WEIRDER.
2) This is from Wikipedia.

This is a paragraph a comedian would write full of made-up nouns designed to poke fun at British people.

I have a hard time believing this isn& #39;t wiki vandalism.

It gets WEIRDER.
3) This is stargazy pie with crayfish.

The poor crayfish look like they& #39;re sinking in quicksand and screaming to God for help.
4) And, to be clear, I WOULD EAT THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY DISH PICTURED IN THIS THREAD.

But I& #39;m also in a quarantined cabin fever, so what do I know?
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