Hi everyone! I have something VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY.

A few days ago, Matt came back from M&S (woooOOOOOOooOOoooO she's fancy), with something called "chorizo puppies" from the Plant Kitchen range.

Now, I had just done a 15-minute Joe Wicks workout and was on the verge of vomitting, and I have to tell you, I needed him to get them out of my line of vision immediately. They looked rank.

Chorizo, since I kind of sort of ish stopped eating meat, is probably the food I miss most, and I've been burned by chorizo substitute before, after someone recommended the Linda Mc ones and it was like eating a giant bean, so infused with beans were these fake chorizo sausages.

NOW, back to the Chorizo Puppies. Like I say they looked horrible, basically luminous orange and they looked like you know them sausages that look like they're in a plastic casing? Proper WWII type food, not here for it.

So last night the time finally came to eat the Chorizo Puppies, and I put my knife through them to cut them up before frying and let me tell you, they felt disgusting. They were like freezing cold Play-Doh, not at all the texture of chorizo you want.

Well, let me tell you... these M&S chorizo puppies were absolutely delicious.

Not only did they have the same flavour as chorizo, they also GOT HARD IN THE PAN (wahey) so they weren't all rank and mushy in your mouth like they were when they were uncooked.

So yes, once again M&S Plant Kitchen you've done it again, just like you did with your fake sausage rolls and your "no chicken chunks" and "no mozzerella dippers" and your fabulous nuggets.

Please spread the word, but if anyone asks tell them I said "Marksies" instead of "M&S" I'm just reading through these tweets and I'm a bit ashamed of myself.

An important question that I'm glad has been asked I ASSUME it's bc they look more like hot dogs than sausages, but they are also quite small https://twitter.com/hummusandpizza/status/1253616698260967425