So. Kim Jong Un. Funny little man, weird hair. Anyway, he’s incommunicado at the moment. The world’s media roll their eyes…

Blah blah, totalitarian state... blah blah, shady hand of invisible powers… blah blah probably a heart attack…keeping him alive to maintain hold...

…on power… he’ll probably be replaced by a look-alike or enbalmed and worshipped as a god when they wheel him out at rallies. It’s kind of funny right?

So…

Does anyone remember a bloke called Boris Johnson?

No Seriously. He also had dodgy hair, if you’re having trouble remembering.

He went into hospital quite early in this debacle. We kept being told he was in ‘good spirits’… in such good spirits in fact, that he...

…never actually needed to go onto a ventilator.

He was always in terrific good spirits though...

His massive personal strength and Bulldog determination no doubt pulled him through… though obviously, we’ll never know.

And ever since he’s been simultaneously ‘in complete control’ of the government and has been invisible top the electorate.

I’m sure he needs time to recover

But, you know, if he doesn’t come out soon he’ll have missed all the fun.

He, and his funny little mate Dom, will have ridden out the entire thing without actually being publicly involved.

Remarkable isn’t it? Not at all like Kim Jong Un and the compliant media of the PRNK.