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How quickly we& #39;ve become 2k curtin twitchers. You put up a picture of some nice scenery from your walk and as sure as the tides coming in you& #39;ll get a & #39;2k from your house? 
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No. I& #39;m in your garden feeding your cats wet food so they& #39;ll follow me home & join my army of the night.
No. I& #39;m in your garden feeding your cats wet food so they& #39;ll follow me home & join my army of the night.
Here& #39;s one I picked up earlier
This one is more of a libertarian Marxist. That& #39;s why he& #39;s on the other side of the Glass he won& #39;t come to the table.
This one just slept all day growing fat from other cats labour, he not be part of the revolution.
We& #39;ve already had a purge, cute cat dared challenge party doctrine and is now outside of the decision making process. She& #39;ll stay there until she finds favour.
This one decided to become a landlord and gave up work. Unwisely he switched to unearned income only and we had to seize this tracksuit top from him and redistribute to more deserving people.
And here& #39;s the free living seal who followed us on our walk and promoted numerous & #39;where are questions?& #39; Atlantis f**King Atlantis that& #39;s where I& #39;m texting this from right now 2k down under the sea still within my limit!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧜🏻‍♂️" title="Merman (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Merman (light skin tone)">
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The infighting has begun, what started off as a simple square & #39;knock& #39; between the two alphas has led to the inevitable split now I fear for the worst as factions are forming.
All hail Emperor Brittany Murphy, following a purge of her enemies and consolidation of power she now reigns supreme with a small group of cat cronies in a bourgeois dictatorship. Wet cat food for some dreid Purina meat food for everyone else, but you have to que.
