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How quickly we've become 2k curtin twitchers. You put up a picture of some nice scenery from your walk and as sure as the tides coming in you'll get a '2k from your house? 
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No. I'm in your garden feeding your cats wet food so they'll follow me home & join my army of the night.
'No. I'm in your garden feeding your cats wet food so they'll follow me home & join my army of the night.
Here's one I picked up earlier
This one is more of a libertarian Marxist. That's why he's on the other side of the Glass he won't come to the table.
This one just slept all day growing fat from other cats labour, he not be part of the revolution.
We've already had a purge, cute cat dared challenge party doctrine and is now outside of the decision making process. She'll stay there until she finds favour.
This one decided to become a landlord and gave up work. Unwisely he switched to unearned income only and we had to seize this tracksuit top from him and redistribute to more deserving people.
And here's the free living seal who followed us on our walk and promoted numerous 'where are questions?' Atlantis f**King Atlantis that's where I'm texting this from right now 2k down under the sea still within my limit!
The infighting has begun, what started off as a simple square 'knock' between the two alphas has led to the inevitable split now I fear for the worst as factions are forming.
All hail Emperor Brittany Murphy, following a purge of her enemies and consolidation of power she now reigns supreme with a small group of cat cronies in a bourgeois dictatorship. Wet cat food for some dreid Purina meat food for everyone else, but you have to que.
