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being clairsentient is like:
"I feel like—"
"I feel like he—"
"I know exactly how you're feeling—"
"I feel like she—"
*passes by a stranger and gets full body shivers*
"I can feel this bitch's energy—"
"I feel like you—"
*Aggressively holds back tears during sad films*
"I feel like—"
"I feel like he—"
"I know exactly how you're feeling—"
"I feel like she—"
*passes by a stranger and gets full body shivers*
"I can feel this bitch's energy—"
"I feel like you—"
*Aggressively holds back tears during sad films*
5 extra points if you've ever walked into a room and walked right out
30 extra points if you've ever immediately came at the same time as your partner on more than five occasions
50 POINTS FOR CLAIRSENTIENTS if you've ever cheated DEATH BY A MINUTE
70 POINTS FOR CLAIRSENTIENTS IF SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT EATS YOU ALIVEEEEEEEEE
70 POINTS FOR CLAIRSENTIENTS FOR EVERY TIME YOU'VE FELT SOMEONE MOVING FUNNY AROUND YOU
-10 POINTS FOR EVERY TIME YOU DECIDED NOT TO LISTEN TO THAT FEELING LMAOOO
LEARN YOUR LESSON PLEASE
-10 POINTS FOR EVERY TIME YOU DECIDED NOT TO LISTEN TO THAT FEELING LMAOOO
LEARN YOUR LESSON PLEASE
300 POINTS FOR CLAIRSENTIENTS IF YOU'VE EVER ASKED SOMEONE IF THEY WERE LYING TO YOU AND YOU JUST FUCKING FELT THEIR PANIC SURGE THROUGH *YOUR* BODY BEFORE THEY ANSWERED AND KNEW THEY WERE LYING BUT HAD NO FUCKING PROOF 
BITCHHHHHH
-200 POINTS IF YOU BELIEVED THEM
BITCHHHHHH-200 POINTS IF YOU BELIEVED THEM
