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ok that civil war movie made me think what if the kuroken and bokuaka were like those really young war generals like i remmwber reading sumn about a general commanding his first vessel at 12 so like imagine them being like the 4 highest in command generals
like kenma being a 20 year old general and has the face of a 15 year old girl but looks like always stone face during the most horrific times from all the shit he went through to become a general but his friends know he’s just an emotional grumpy softie and he’s just uwu
then fucking kuroo he’s the one always around kenma pestering him all smiley and making fun of his height his chuckle probably can be heard in 19 mile radius the enemies practically hear him while they’re charging but when he gets serious it’s almost TERRIFYING
akaashi is the youngest general out of the 4 but everyone is intimidated by him his troops are scared shitless even when akaashi just wants to compliment them about how well they’re doing and he’s the one with most disciplined soldiers his from akaashi’s gaze
bokuto the loudest commander ever he’s the one who gives everyone a slap on the back after a hard day and he practically breaks their spine on accident from his strength he probably is the best general from how victories he had and instead of like working he’s checking on akaashi
and THEM DRUNK christmas parties are just kenma taking one sip: wasted. kuroos having the time of his life playing with drunk kenma akaashi and bokuto are the one with the most alcohol tolerance but you find them hungover sprawled on the floor together
i feel like in battle while kenma and kuroo shooting left and right with revolvers then kenma gets shot in the leg minor hit but stings like a bitch kuroo sees kenma is struggling to walk so he offers him a piggy back ride but kenma had to be stubborn until kuroo scooped him up
kenma being the stone cold face and akaashi being the intimidating one they’re like big softies and like when kuroo/bokuto give them a hug after a loss with a lot of casualties they just bawl their eyes out wishing they could’ve done something to save those lives
i feel like everyone would see kenma as a mean general working their asses off but some of his soldiers would see the pain in his face when he has to follow the rules and punish those tried to escape or cause a riot and some of them see that he really cares about them
i am bad at my job i did this thread because why not these ideas just popped into my head so suddenly i had to write them down somewhere cause these are really wildin headcanon
