If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. Continued...

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government handout.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
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A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches the channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
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A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes out shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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