sometimes i just get to thinking about how glinner tweets 75 times a day, and each time he does, he loses like two followers. just a weird slime monster, u know? rollin around, spewin. idk
sometimes a woman on the sideline's like, "should we stop him?" and someone else is like, "no just let him spew, he'll tire himself out eventually." and then he just keeps on spewin' all over nyc. weird guy, that glinner
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