someone tried to break into my dads last night and probably rob us and instantly my family blamed it on my sister trying to sneak out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
it was trippy af bc last night while it was all happening (a neighbor witnessed it) me and my sister were high af and i thought i heard a noise and she was like YOURE JUST PARANOID https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
then i was like โ€œyooo our front door looks bright rnโ€ when i went to the kitchen for a snack and my sister said the door was open and she had to close it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ’€" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> i deadass just thought i was being paranoid
moral of the story is idk why anyone would try to break into my dads heโ€™s scary af and weโ€™re all strapped https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ญ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
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