like for an indirect but the indirect is really just why i think u don’t like me
whenever i post an indirect u think it’s about u but it never is because you’re a sweetheart and also i’m annoying
i don’t tweet enough hoz content even though this is supposed to be a hoz stan acc skksksks
that one time i wrote that code for u and u thot it was gonna be something cute but really it was just me being annoying
i post way too much hoztt content for ur liking which is 0 hoz content but what can i do im a white man’s bitch and also i’m not as funny as all your other mutuals
sometimes i post things that are unsettling to the naked eye im really sorry that’s just the way my brain is
i’m? kind of new here so sometimes i do oopsies that a trained veteran would know not to do and so it’s annoying sorry
i’m always asleep when ur awake so we don’t interact as much but you’re really cool
again, i have too lil hoz content im sorry but ur a sweetheart
zero alex ryan content need more alex ryan content
too much talking too little shutting up and also i am the coward that doesn’t like being disliked by anyone
idk why you think my negative indirects are about u ur literally so nice to me why u think i would do you dirty like that
im not gonna say u don’t like me because we are in fact the same person and that would be considered cannibalism
agaIN it’s bc i don’t post enuff stan content im Sorry i’m too lazy to have more than one twt acct at a time
omg the amount of ppl i think dislike me because i have dishonestly called this a hoz stan acct is too much but ya i will try to post more stan content >_<
we haven’t been mutuals long enough for me to think i annoy you but just. give it time. u will hate me eventaully
u are so much cooler than me and also i tweet really stupid things thinking they’re funny im sorry
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