Cecil’s shitty car takes.

A thread.

And also dirt bikes. And road bikes and maybe planes.

The correct ranking of South African pick ups is
Assuming full spec for each
1. Toyota Land Cruiser
2. Isuzu Dmax
3. VW Amarok
4. Toyota Hilux
5. Ford Ranger

It’s not really fair to compare the cruiser to other pick ups

Toyota Land cruisers > Ford F-150s

The correct ranking of American 2500 series trucks is
1. GMC
2. Chevy
3. Dodge
....
450. Ford

Except for older ford 7.3s those are pretty good

Toyota Tundra’s are not bad
Pre 2010 Tundra’s are best

Toyota Tacoma’s are better than hiluxes and overall really capable.

Toyota 4runners are really good cars

People sleep on the Toyota fortuner as an off road vehicle

The correct rankings of South African pickup truck engines is
1. 3.0 liter KZ-TE (Toyota)
2. 4.5 liter 1VD-FTV (Toyota)
3. 3.0 liter 4JJ1 (Isuzu)
4. 3.0 liter D4d
5. Whatever cheeky TRV6 Vw dropped into the amarok

Land cruisers are better than land rovers for hard work however swb defenders can go almost anywhere.

The best land rover is the defender 110 swb circa 2010ish when they had bmw motors

I don’t like them.

A 2 door wrangler will destroy them all off road.

Pre 2000s jeeps are the best

AMCs old 242 4.0liter in-line 6 is the best Jeep engine

Putting big V8s into wranglers makes them very nose heavy and defeats the purpose of a wrangler

Even if you strapped it to a rocket a wrangler won’t be fast

Suzuki Jimnys are better value for money than jeep wranglers

The best off road vehicle ever made are the older series of Mercedes G wagons. Before they became gay rapper cars

The Mercedes UniMog is the most capable vehicle ever produced.

The correct ranking of German cars is
1. Audi

4. BMW/Mercedes

Subaru’s are not that good.

Toyota 86s look pretty sweet.

But what car do you drive Cecil?

I don’t really know much about road cars but older Jap traps are fucking sweet

Bikes.
The basic ranking of MX bikes is
Assuming 450cc
1. Honda
2. Kawasaki
3. KTM
4. Yamaha
5. Suzuki

The correct ranking of GNCC bikes is
1. Honda Crf450RB
2. Husaberg FX450
3. KTM300exc-w if you can find one
4.KTM450xcw
5. Yamaha Wr450

All Kawasaki 450s are fucking vicious and will rape you

KTM350s are a meme and anyone who says they are powerful is afraid of 450s and just likes flexing on kids in the mx2 class.

2strokes are fun but modern 4strokes fuck them up every time with the exception of the new ktm 300. That engine is *chefs kiss* smooth like warm butter. And so torquey. Plus the bike weighs about 9 kilos

The Honda CRF450Rx is the best all round dirt bike

A proper 450cc Mx bike “feels” much more powerful than a 800cc street bike. The power delivery is much more aggressive and they weigh next to nothing. much more fun to ride.

450cc supermotos > superbikes

Naked bikes > superbikes

Superbikes are cool but the average superbikes owner is fucking cringe. Dudes who race MX and enduro it even just ride trails are always chilled

The Ducati desert sled is a weapon