TFW you diss God on your girlfriend's podcast and then your team drafts your replacement.
Aaron Rogers: A God of love would never send people to hell.
God: *sends a guy named Love to put Aaron Rogers through hell*
"All of this is a good reminder that Aaron Rogers would have been much better off marrying a pious Christian woman like Kim Kardashian," he said unironically.
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