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Looking around the pantry for a snack, and decide to have a pack of ramen
The packaging& #39;s all in Chinese so I look for the numbers to figure out how much water use
No clue what flavor it is...
The packaging& #39;s all in Chinese so I look for the numbers to figure out how much water use
No clue what flavor it is...
As it finishes cooking, gf walks in the kitchen
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻" title="Woman (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman (light skin tone)">: "You& #39;re making ramen?"
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏼" title="Older man (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Older man (medium light skin tone)">: "Yeah, figured I& #39;d try the stuff we got from the Chinese market. Hey what flavor is this?"
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻" title="Woman (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman (light skin tone)">: "Spicy."
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏼" title="Older man (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Older man (medium light skin tone)">: "Spicy?"
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻" title="Woman (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman (light skin tone)">: "Spicy."
(10 seconds later)
(30 seconds later-ish)
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏼" title="Older man (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Older man (medium light skin tone)">: ::sniffle::
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻" title="Woman (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman (light skin tone)">: "Are you gonna make it?"
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏼" title="Older man (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Older man (medium light skin tone)"> (now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">): "Yeah I& #39;m good ::sniffle::"
(1-2min later)
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻" title="Woman (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman (light skin tone)">: "Babe is... is your scalp sweating??"
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏼" title="Older man (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Older man (medium light skin tone)">/https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">:
: "Babe is... is your scalp sweating??"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏼" title="Older man (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Older man (medium light skin tone)">/https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">:" title="(1-2min later)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻" title="Woman (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman (light skin tone)">: "Babe is... is your scalp sweating??"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏼" title="Older man (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Older man (medium light skin tone)">/https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">:" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
(A few minutes later)
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻" title="Woman (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman (light skin tone)"> (now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Face screaming in fear" aria-label="Emoji: Face screaming in fear">): "You should probably get some ice cream or milk or something."
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👴🏼" title="Older man (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Older man (medium light skin tone)">:
Finished the noodles, but had to give her the broth https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Then ate a bowl of ice cream
Tongue has recovered, but lips are still on fire
Then ate a bowl of ice cream
Tongue has recovered, but lips are still on fire
That looks like the one! https://twitter.com/touchdown_al/status/1253518919542829056">https://twitter.com/touchdown...
Honestly I couldn& #39;t tell https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey"> Maybe a faint beef flavor? Totally overpowered by the spice https://twitter.com/molicioushat/status/1253524515444994051">https://twitter.com/molicious...
You& #39;re not wrong https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> sweating like crazy, but I was determined not to waste the food https://twitter.com/justthefacts37/status/1253521140758335488">https://twitter.com/justthefa...
Fam... https://twitter.com/kahranatlaw/status/1253521281477218305">https://twitter.com/kahranatl...
I& #39;ve always loved spicy food, but did not realize it was on a white-people-adjusted scale https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> Idk how you did it https://twitter.com/1randomusername/status/1253523840610828289">https://twitter.com/1randomus...
Lesson learned lol https://twitter.com/onecarworkshop/status/1253524911785574401">https://twitter.com/onecarwor...
No clue. Next time I& #39;ve got a cold with a stuffy nose, I& #39;ll experiment and find out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> https://twitter.com/molicioushat/status/1253526882802454530">https://twitter.com/molicious...
I used to eat Maruchan Ramen pretty regularly in law school. This was not that lol https://twitter.com/kickpunchrjoker/status/1253527398445920261">https://twitter.com/kickpunch...
https://twitter.com/curlectual/status/1253547180754952195">https://twitter.com/curlectua...
I KNOOOOOOWWWW https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face"> https://twitter.com/invisibleorchid/status/1253559745564139521">https://twitter.com/invisible...
