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Looking around the pantry for a snack, and decide to have a pack of ramen
The packaging's all in Chinese so I look for the numbers to figure out how much water use
No clue what flavor it is...
The packaging's all in Chinese so I look for the numbers to figure out how much water use
No clue what flavor it is...
As it finishes cooking, gf walks in the kitchen
: "You're making ramen?"
: "Yeah, figured I'd try the stuff we got from the Chinese market. Hey what flavor is this?"
: "Spicy."
: "Spicy?"
: "Spicy."
: "You're making ramen?": "Yeah, figured I'd try the stuff we got from the Chinese market. Hey what flavor is this?": "Spicy.": "Spicy?": "Spicy."
: ::confused:: "'Spicy' isn't a flavor though. Is it beef? Chicken? Shrimp?": "Oh I don't know, the package just says 'spicy.'" + :
: "Well I guess I'll find out in a few minutes!": "Just use like half the seasoning and you'll be fine.": "Oh I already put the whole packet in there." + :
: ::sits down:: ::takes bite:: "This isn't bad at all!"(10 seconds later)
: "Oh, this is a delayed-onset kick.": ::thinks I'm talking about the NFL Draft she's watching:: "A... what?" ::looks at me:: "ohhhh you mean the food 
"
(30 seconds later-ish)
: ::sniffle::
: "Are you gonna make it?"
(now 
): "Yeah I'm good ::sniffle::"
: ::sniffle::: "Are you gonna make it?" (now ): "Yeah I'm good ::sniffle::"
(1-2min later)
: "Babe is... is your scalp sweating??"
/:
: "Babe is... is your scalp sweating??"/:
(A few minutes later)
(now 
): "You should probably get some ice cream or milk or something."
:
(now ): "You should probably get some ice cream or milk or something.":
Finished the noodles, but had to give her the broth
Then ate a bowl of ice cream
Tongue has recovered, but lips are still on fire
Then ate a bowl of ice cream
Tongue has recovered, but lips are still on fire
That looks like the one! https://twitter.com/touchdown_al/status/1253518919542829056
Honestly I couldn't tell 
Maybe a faint beef flavor? Totally overpowered by the spice https://twitter.com/molicioushat/status/1253524515444994051
Maybe a faint beef flavor? Totally overpowered by the spice https://twitter.com/molicioushat/status/1253524515444994051
You're not wrong 
sweating like crazy, but I was determined not to waste the food https://twitter.com/justthefacts37/status/1253521140758335488
sweating like crazy, but I was determined not to waste the food https://twitter.com/justthefacts37/status/1253521140758335488
I've always loved spicy food, but did not realize it was on a white-people-adjusted scale Idk how you did it https://twitter.com/1randomusername/status/1253523840610828289
Idk how you did it https://twitter.com/1randomusername/status/1253523840610828289
Lesson learned lol https://twitter.com/onecarworkshop/status/1253524911785574401
No clue. Next time I've got a cold with a stuffy nose, I'll experiment and find out https://twitter.com/molicioushat/status/1253526882802454530
https://twitter.com/molicioushat/status/1253526882802454530
I used to eat Maruchan Ramen pretty regularly in law school. This was not that lol https://twitter.com/kickpunchrjoker/status/1253527398445920261
