I chopped off my dog’s eyebrows because he was running into walls and we haven’t risked the groomer. Now to fix his eye goobers. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">
This guy is also 19 years old. He usually runs into walls anyway. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
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