OK, my revolting spouse has just informed me that porn stars use laser light to bleach their anus, and that's how Trump knows about "getting the light into the body." I would like to die now.

I am asking myself that question as I sit here. Eight decades of my life gone by and only now do I know that ppl bleach their assholes. Hubs sez he told me years ago, but I screamed & forgot that time, too.