Thread by @trntmaplememes, This thread is for my Matthew Tkachuk feelings bc the gc just [...]

This thread is for my Matthew Tkachuk feelings bc the gc just yells at me for them

I love Arm

Look at these judgey bitches I love them

Getting this section out of the way: Matthew with children

SOFT

Drunk rat

Yee fucking haw I would [redacted]

Oop here’s the last of the drunk rat

Matthew as a child

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Last two I have of Matthew as a child

And here we have teenage Matthew and Auston attached at the hip

Matthew ft team USA

I hate the mustache BUT LOOK AT HIS SMILE HES SO CUTE

Matthew with even remotely straight hair is cursed

SPEAKING OF HAIR look at his it’s so beautiful and fluffy and soft and I wanna run my fingers though it and also [heavily redacted]

Tiddies and also a couple memes before the gifs I have

Soft boy going to China

1/2

2/2

Soft but also redacted

1/2 [HEAVILY REDACTED]

2/2 [still redacted]

I am looking... respectfully...

Keith and Chantal regretting their decision to have children (minus Taryn, she’s an angel)

Ahh that’s hot. That’s hot.

You put that thing back where it came from so help me

Gabe you lucky bitch

AHH THATS HOT THATS HOT

More soft content

Rounding it off for tonight with my favorite picture of Matthew. I’ll definitely be back to express more of my feelings bc the gc hates me.

I posted this before but I cannot stop watching this gif he’s so hot I,,,

No new content or pictures or anything I just wanna say I love Matthew so much and I want to do incredibly redacted things with him but also soft things

Do you think he uses specific curly hair stuff to take care of his hair? Like stuff specifically made for curly hair (I don’t have curly hair so idk how to take care of it). Or did Chantal buy him shampoo made for curly hair and he just keeps buying it bc he doesn’t know

Rare sighting: a Tkachuk using a mouth guard like it’s actually being used as it’s supposed to be and not as a chew toy

Matthew in white>>>> like deadass he looks SO GOOD in the flames away jerseys

Ok so after watching all of keeping up with the Tkachuks, I’ve started thinking about the amount of shit Matthew and Brady have DEFINITELY broken over the years.

And their little goalie thing in the basement? Matthew has definitely gotten Brady to be goalie more than once. S/o to Taryn for being smarter than both of them combined and not falling for Matthew’s bullshit.

I feel so bad for Chantal having to put up with Matthew, Brady, AND Keith all at the same time. Poor Taryn probably can’t get any of her homework done bc of them.

The last minute and half of this video is something that has DEFINITELY happened more than once. And Matthew has definitely put holes in the wall shooting tennis balls at Brady https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1247577441901608960?s=21">https://twitter.com/sportsnet...

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1247577441901608960?s=21

Do I understand that none of my friends/mutuals care about any of the Tkachuks? Yes. Do I know I’m just tweeting into the void? Also yes. Will that stop me? No.

And this shit??? Pretty obvious where Matthew gets it from. No one hates the Tkachuk brothers more than Keith. https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1252647458989117442?s=21">https://twitter.com/sportsnet...

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1252647458989117442?s=21

No one hates Matthew more than the Tkachuk family

Matthew I know ur on twitter relatively often so if you see this... don’t interact...

Matthew be nice to ur mother she’s been putting up with ur dumbass for 22 years, which is 22 years longer than most people would want to https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1255212631117479936?s=21">https://twitter.com/sportsnet... https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1255212631117479936">https://twitter.com/Sportsnet...

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1255212631117479936?s=21

Did I not say THREE DAYS AGO that Matthew definitely just uses whatever shit Chantal bought him years ago and can’t be bothered to change it???? https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1255263927241453571?s=21">https://twitter.com/nhl/statu...

https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1255263927241453571?s=21

HE

Floof

SOFT

Yee (and I cant emphasize this enough) haw

My mom is anti mustache as well

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

I love He

I love one (1) family

More of Matthew as child :) lil disappointing that he grew out of his chubby cheeks but s/o to Brady for carrying the family tradition

Lil something to make dan smile plus Matthew in white again

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MOUTH GUARD IN THE MOUTH!!! I REPEAT: MOUTH GUARD IN THE MOUTH!!!!

The flames away jerseys really just work for him I,,,

I love this smiley, mouth guard hating, curly haired bitch with every fiber of my being ok goodnight

Soft bby

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K the gc is going off about Tyson Jost and his curly hair and imma let them so I’m gonna go off about Matthews curls here instead. Some content will be reused but that’s ok.

Look how FLOOFY

This is literally the softest shit I’ve ever seen

Sometimes it’s dark sometimes it’s light who knows

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Sometimes it’s flatter and sometimes is floofier who knows

It’s not as floofy when he was younger but this haircut works so well for him

King of the side buzz

The Single Curl

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There goes The Curl

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Two Curls

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The Curl

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Post game forehead curls

I literally cannot stop thinking about The Forehead Curl

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Sometimes he’s like... almost blonde and sometimes he not????

Like???? Why does he look blonde here??? https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1255263089315979264?s=21">https://twitter.com/nhl/statu...

https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1255263089315979264?s=21

Now is a good time to reiterate that I WAS right about the fact that he just uses whatever shit he finds rather than proper curly hair products and take good care of his hair https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1255263927241453571?s=21">https://twitter.com/nhl/statu...

https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1255263927241453571?s=21

Mid game floof and more anti-mouth guard action

Last of the hair portion (for now). I look at this picture and go “thanks I hate it” everyday.

Not to be ***** on main or anything but...

Look at my soft baby boy I love him so much he’s so cute goodnight

I mean... is anyone surprised?

I would marry this man so fast I love him so much

Gonna go to the Ozarks this summer with my brother and plan my meet cute with Matthew

I love him I need him I want him in both a holy and unholy way ok goodnight

Chantal’s pfp on ig is them as kids eye,,,

He really did have the chubbiest little cheeks as a child I’m so soft

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I feel like Chantal is the type to get really into puzzles during all this and Matthew’s gonna get her an all white puzzle for Mother’s Day. Bc he’s an asshole.

He’s such a mama’s boy im so soft

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He’s so cute I love him so much he deserves the entire world goodnight

He’s so thicc and for what???? Normally I don’t like camo but that shirt fits him... so well I want him to wear it forever

Matthew secretly being a family man is my favorite thing about him. He seems like he would be such an asshole but he’s not he’s actually so soft and he just wants to hang out with his family

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Honestly, now that I think about it, I probably would’ve hated Matthew in high school. I hated a good chunk of the hockey team bc they were all assholes but maybe,,, Matthew was that needle in a haystack and was the one (1) player who was actually super sweet.

Matthew really has just,,, taken over my entire life and I’m ok with that.

Do you think Matthew likes country music? He probably does. He’s a Midwestern hockey boy after all. Ugh I hate him.

He always angles his head like this during interviews. Idk what it is but he looks like a such a bitch when he does this.

And his bone structure??? Mans just looks like this???? Goddamn

This is what I’m talking about. The little head tilt, the brow scrunch, the slightly parted lips. What a bitch I love him.

He’s an over dramatic little asshole and I love him so much goodnight

Good morning I woke up thinking about Matthew in the Flames’ away jerseys + the heritage classic jerseys

Also: this happened. Rip Willy’s thirst trap from the all star game but it was time for a change

The most unrealistic part of this is the fact that neither of them got nailed in the head. I wonder how many of those they had to edit out. https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1258109189194420225">https://twitter.com/Sportsnet...

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1258109189194420225

I’ve found more cowboy hat content

Why is this a STOCK PHOTO

I, too, look at Matthew like this

Me Matthew

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Taryn is the best Tkachuk

THE FUCKING CURL TUCK I AM DYINGGGGGGGGGG

BITCHY INTERVIEW HEAD TILT BITCHY INTERVIEW HEAD TILT

Fun fact: I am emotional attached to The Curl

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Who hates these shirts more, me or the Tkachuk siblings?

His eyes are so fucking blue WHAT IS THIS??????? WHY IS HE SO PRETTY????

Not to be ***** on main or anything

“ratacted thoughts” -Jill

I love him with my whole heart good night

Good evening I love He

ANYWAYS Matthew is gorgeous and I love him. Goodnight.

Good morning I cannot get over the fact that Matthew tucks his hair behind his ear

Matthew rode a horse wearing silver Louis. Once a friend of Auston Matthews, always a friend of Auston Matthews. Goodnight.

Good morning I was just shown these again and I don’t think I’ll ever get over Matthew in this shirt

We only recognize one rat in this household

Put that thing back where it came from so help me

Off topic but Matthew’s got small ears

Emily’s contribution to my new discovery

God Matthew looks so good in white I CANT

He is my beautiful soft boy and I love him with every fiber of my being goodnight

Good morning I love them

Matty likes Taylor Swift. I have no evidence of this I can just tell.

Album update. Stop letting me loose on tumblr.

Look at him he’s so cute

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I can pitch and hit a ball better than both Tkachuks combined. https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1260615333406179328">https://twitter.com/Sportsnet...

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1260615333406179328

Deadass what kind of half assed over hand tosses were those “pitches”? AT LEAST do an underhand if you’re not gonna actually pitch.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES SO CUTE OH MY GOOOOOOOD

S/o to emily for tweeting for me while I was susp*nded https://twitter.com/johnmarinoh/status/1261149909303975937">https://twitter.com/johnmarin...

https://twitter.com/johnmarinoh/status/1261149909303975937

I love Matthew Tkachuk send tweet. Oh wait. I CANT.

Matty’s a car boyfriend. Oh god. Wow I hate him omg.

I hate Matty’s Sagittarius ass

Is the Tkachuk family the type to go “the 11th is close enough to Christmas that your birthday and Christmas present is the same thing” bc I’d hate that shit

Keith really hates his oldest son like gd Keith pls don’t hate me when I’m ur daughter in law

I’m sorry that was the dumbest shit I’ve ever said but like fr Keith chill with hating ur children

Anyways I love his stupid ass gn

I have yet to see any of the Tkachuks near a dog. Is Matthew allergic to dogs? If he has a pet allergy I’ll cry.

Thinking about Matty in cardinals light blue again

Can’t wait to bully my future in-laws, Keith and Brady Tkachuk. Goodnight.

Good evening I’m still thinking about Matty in that cardinals jersey

I saw a tumblr post 2 years ago that said “drew doughty gets paid 11 million a year to talk shit about Matthew Tkachuk and be bad” and I think about it every goddamn day

I only understood like 1/3 of this video bc I don’t speak golf but Keith Tkachuk is actually the funniest person alive https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1263232434981818368">https://twitter.com/Sportsnet...

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1263232434981818368

Matthew Tkachuk wear clothes that actually fucking fit you challenge

The Tkachuks don’t have middle names and that feels very not American. I get that Chantal is Canadian but as an American it’s very odd when other Americans DONT have middle names???

I know this is like, the absolute smallest deal and the world but I just realized it and I kinda hate it. Also: Matthew is literally named after Keith. He was destined to be egotistical from the start.

And honestly, they probably do but I cannot find them. Matty whats ur middle name the people wanna know.

To clarify on the “Matty is named after Keith” comment, Keith’s middle name is Matthew,,,

I love He ok gn

I’m gonna fucking CRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I just noticed this but Matty does this thing with his tongue when he smiles. He pushes it forward and right up behind or the tip of his tongue will be in between his teeth he’s so cute I love him

But yeah he’s the cutest bitch on the planet and I love him gn

Let’s quick talk about the fact that MY BROTHER is IN THE OZARKS RIGHT NOW and I’m NOT I HATE HIM THIS ISNT FAIR!!!!!!

Also: Matty get more than one swimsuit challenge

Unrelated but I love Arm

I finally got my ig to work and I’m SCREAMING THEYRE SO CUTE I LOVE THIS FAMILY SO MUCH

Also: how many shirts do they have that says their name on it. Like?? Why do they have so many??? This is really only the second one I’ve seen but that’s two too many.

Still concerned on the amount of “Tkachuk” shirts this family owns. Goodnight.

DRYDHCH WAIT HOLD ON IS PROOF THAT MATTY HAS MORE THAN ONE SWIMSUIT

Matthew owning more than one swimsuit is the best news I’ve heard all day goodnight

God he’s such a shit head I love him so much gn

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Taryn is my favorite Tkachuk. https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1265713772037058563">https://twitter.com/sportsnet...

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1265713772037058563

And keith‘s commentary is just

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💋" title="Kiss mark" aria-label="Emoji: Kiss mark"> as usual. Chantal’s “fancy schmancy” I just,,, i would die for her. Brady’s “gosh darnit” glad sportsnet stepped in and told them to stop swearing. Matty’s little run when we scored eye- I love this family so much

Listen,,, I know they’re from St. Louis but how many Budweiser shirts does Matty own

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