the thing I was writing this afternoon was about the hydroxychloroquine nonsense fading, and what would Trump come up with next. LITTLE DID I KNOW, FRIENDS.

Not all, but literally half the riff from that draft script actually played out in the briefing room this afternoon.

pity the humorists.

Half the cartoon was a "drinking bleach" riff goddammit

sigh

tomorrow's a new day exactly like this one, so I get to start over

"drinking bleach," i thought to myself, "THAT'S a wacky ridiculous thing he would never actually suggest"