Watching the Zoom NFL Draft with an interior decorator who gasps in horror every time she sees the inside of strangers’ living rooms is the most fun I’ve had watching the NFL Draft in years.

Derrick Brown’s house: “That lamp is TRAGIC.”

I’ve been told not to post her thoughts about the Burrow family drapes because “it will get you banned from Twitter.”

Also I just got yelled at for using the word “drapes” for reasons I do not entirely understand.

“YOU KNOW THERE ARE MANY OTHER MATERIALS TO MAKE SOFAS OUT OF OTHER THAN LEATHER CHRIST PEOPLE”

In perhaps an upset, Mekhi Becton’s place got the best reviews of the night. “Though the coffee table is too small.” (To be fair, considering the size of that family, it could actually be a normal-sized coffee table.)