this is gonna be the thread where i chronicle my adventures of playing offline acnh

“but syl thats not that bad? dont you spend time designing your island at all?” the only thing i do in this game is trade and hit my bf with a net, neither of which are viable options currently

hour one. stood outside in the snow because i TTed to february and im trapped here unless i want wolfgang to fall into the void somewhere. a fate too cruel for even the grumpiest of citizens

saw a balloon in the sky and shot it down. its descent reminded me of my emotional state

approached kyle, a villager desperately fishing in one of the 1x5 water ditches i use to separate my flower beds. there is no other water on my island bc i terraformed out all my rivers for more flowers. i thought of saying something but the fear of confrontation was too much.

i have acquired a baby cedar tree sprout from the local garbage dump in my town. i think i shall plant it in a special area to commemorate all that i have been through in the last 27 mins. i also got a large number of cardboard boxes that i plan to make furniture out of

crafted a cardboard bed from the shit i found dumpster diving. the process was difficult and grueling, reminding me that nothing in this world comes with comfort. i have set it up outside by my jukebox and am lying down with my eyes closed as “only me” plays, exercising self pity

update: decided to name the dumpster sapling “kk slider” as he is here for me when nobody else can be because theyre trapped on the other side of an inaccessible internet outage. i planted it directly in front of my houses door so that i can remember this inconvenience forever

i am crafting a large number of cardboard beds and lying them next to one another so i can indefinitely roll through them. the destination may always be the same..... but deep down it is the journey that matters the most